And today's weird pairing idea is:

Chris Kirkpatrick/Christian Slater.

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Running to the bathroom to throw up for the first time in about a decade is not in my Top Ten Favourite Ways To Wake Up, thank you.

However!

'NSync's performances will be more stripped-down than usual, and each member plans to perform a cover song representing a key influence.

I just realised, this may mean we get to see JC sing U2. Or Sting. :)

Plagiarist mail

Subject:  Rewritten story
Date:  Thu, 21 Feb 2002 08:33:54 -0000
From:  <addy deleted> (Jo, you want me to give you her addy so you can contact her yourself?)
To:  minerva@femgeeks.net

Hi Melle (hope I can still call you that),

I'm sorry that you felt so offended by my posting of the rewritten 
story. That was definitely not my intention. Neither to you, nor to 
Cassandra. :( I've seen it more as some sort of praise of her work, 
because I really liked her story. I'm also a writer (right now I'm 
busy to translate one of my longer stories into English), but slash 
fiction is a new topic to me, so I thought this "rewriting" might be a 
first step to get into this way of writing and to do an original one 
day. I definitely know that stories are something very personal and 
somehow private, and I absolutely didn't want to take that away from 
Cassandra. I don't think that *I* would feel offended as an author if 
anybody rewrote my story and gave me credits (as long as it would be 
only used on a list like this one). I'd only feel offended if someone 
really "stole" my story or my ideas and claimed that they were from 
him- or herself. But of course everybody might feel about that 
differently.

Anyway I've asked the moderator to delete it from the archive because 
I don't think that I'll be able to contact Cassandra with my bloody 
old e-mail account (as I wrote to the list I've already tried it 
*before* posting the story). And I don't want to offend any future 
members of this list.

By the way, I still love *your* stories. And don't worry, I see no 
need to rewrite one of *them* because I think they are perfect as they 
are. ;) There's no offence intended in this, I really love your 
stories. You're one of the authers who actually got me into this and 
made me think of doing an original myself one day, too.

All the best

Chris

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To: Book publishers everywhere
From: Melle and Ruth
Re: Lesbian erotica

We would like to request you publish some lesbian erotica sans cocks, please. Thanks.

Resectfully (for now) yours,

Some people who'd like to read about actual girls having actual f/f sex.

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Reunion Countdown: 22 days
No Longer A Pedophile Countdown: 187 days

Am at work. Feeling better. Had picture taken today for annual report.

Calling all swans! anahata made me want to make a Swans wallpaper. So, pictures? Please? As good quality as you can get? :)

Random self-realisation

Six years after my biggest Meat Loaf phase, I still know all the lyrics to Paradise By the Dashboard Light. By heart. And yet, I keep forgetting family members' birthdays.

Ho hum.

I appear to be downloading a lot of Bryan Adams songs. *eyes Canada* Are you people sending brain waves again?

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Last book you read: Dance Macabre by Stephen King.
Last movie you saw: The Fellowship of the Ring
Last movie you saw on the big screen: See above. (I don't have TV.)
Last phone number you called: My dad, this morning.
Last show you watched on TV: Erg. Can honestly not recall. Did I mention I don't have TV?
Last song you heard: The Levellers - Plastic Jesus
Last thing you had to drink: Chocolate milk.
Last thing you ate: Mashed potatoes and fish.
Last Time you showered: About two hours ago.
Last time you cried: Actually cried, when George Harisson died.
Last time you smiled: Couple of hours ago.
Last time you laughed: Last night, prolly.
Last person you hugged: My dad.
Last thing you said: "Bye." To my parents.
Last person you talked to online: natlet and jintro.
Last person you talked to on the phone: Dad.
Last thing you smelled: Lola's litterbox. :)

Spam, spam, spam, wonderful SPAM!

You know you're perverted when you read "cooking" as "cockring". Um.