Quote of the Day

[bubosquared]

Offered without comment:

Who is going to want to see Downey Jr. and Law make out? I don't think it would be appealing to women.

- Former Post movie critic Michael Medved, re: rumours that there's a fair bit of subtext in the new Sherlock Holmes movie.

Comments

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Now, now, be fair. There are at least some homophobes on the internet.

... A lot of whom seem to be violently closeted, so will probably go and see it anyway, now that I think about it. So you have a point. :D

(Seriously, what is it about a certain breed of straight guy that they're perfectly fine getting off to fauxbians and yet it does not occur to them that women might like boytouching? Logic: get you some!)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

:D

(I don't even know. Straight boys are like a different species.)

Also have I mentioned how much I love that this guy almost won American Idol? America got trolled.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

(I don't even know. Straight boys are like a different species.)

and yet I've known a number of them for whom "Hey, if I like girltouching, girls must like boytouching, yes?" was a perfectly logical train of thought. It's like they escaped the "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Evolutionary Psychologists are from Uranus" brainwashing!

Also have I mentioned how much I love that this guy almost won American Idol? America got trolled.

... My bunk: I'll be in it. O_O

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

It is a perfectly logical train of thought! IDK what is wrong with those other boys.

But wait, there's more!

Seriously. People throw bras and panties and handcuffs and whip at him on stage. At an IDOL CONCERT. *rolls around it it all, laughing*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm going to chose to believe Simon Cowell orchestrated the whole thing (or at least facilitated it) in order to stick two up to the Americans. Because then at least he'll have done something useful in his life and I can stop hating him for knowing who he is. :D

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Given the way Simon gets heart eyes around Adam this is highly likely.

I'm just going to post more pictures now.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Re: first picture -- JESUS POLEDANCING CHRIST, LAMBERT HOW MANY SOCKS DO YOU HAVE DOWN THERE? O_O

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

No socks, actually. There's a frontal shot is him in those pants and...you can actually tell he's Jewish. Pity his tiny boyfriends.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Don't you need a permit for that kind of thing? O_O *pities like whoa*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Probably. XD But look how cute they are!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

So ... very ... sparkly ...

Suddenly I understand Bella Swan a bit better.

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Glitter in his awful, awful facial hair. XD I love this guy.


*mocks you*