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[bubosquared]

So. Random meme, in which one goes to the Pit and searches the HP section for one's name. I had to use the English/French spelling, as no one every uses the proper one, but anyway.

Total number of stories found: 31.
Stories in which I am related to Dumbledore: 2
Stories in which I am related to Sirius: 4
Stories in which I am "Draco's little sister": 1
Stories in which I am "Harry's little sister": 1
Stories in which I am called, and I am totally not making this up, my hand to god, "Sophie Black DraySev Draco": 1

I suppose I ought to be grateful I don't have a more common first name. (Perhaps I should look for my middle name?)

Comments

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

WELL I'M RELATED TO TOM RIDDLE, SO :P

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Clearly this means we must FACE OFF in an ULTIMATE BATTLE OF DUME!

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

Stories where they actually meant the canon character "Angelina" and got the name wrong: like, 8.
Stories in which I am related to Harry: 1
Stories in which I am related to Draco: 1
Stories in which I am Hermione's daughter: 1
Stories in which I am a DEMENTOR WHAT: 1
Stories in which I am *ahem* VOLDEMORT'S LITTLE SISTER: 1
Stories in which I am a French exchange student: 1
Stories which are actually in French: 2

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I had about three orfour in French, and several in Spanish (huh?).

DEMENTOR AHAHAHAHAHA!

(... VOLDEMORT's sister WTF?)

[armistice.livejournal.com]

I think I beat both of you; there is a story in which I am both Hermione's cousin AND Voldemort's daughter.

There is also one in which I am in love with Sirius, one in which Harry is in love with me, and one in which I am the daughter of Hermione & Ron.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I think I beat both of you; there is a story in which I am both Hermione's cousin AND Voldemort's daughter.

... Wait. Wha--How?

Also, awww, you're a Weasley! :D

[dzayde.livejournal.com]

I will bet anyone money that they have no stories with my first name.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, they have none with my proper first name, either. They're just not creative, are they?

[tonights.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!! THERE IS NOT A SINGLE HP STORY WITH A "MERYL" IN IT!

*feels vaguely triumphant*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Biatch! *shakes fish*