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[bubosquared]

Dear paracetamol,

I love you. Let's get married and live in cramp-free bliss forever!

SO MUCH LOVE,
Melle

Dear uterus,

The feeling is mutual, bitch.

Bleedingly yours,
Melle

Dear annoying people,

Go away or I will find a way to remove what little brain you have with a crochet hook.

Frustratedly,
Melle

Comments

[wibbble]

Try through the nose, like the ancient Egyptians did!