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[bubosquared]

So I got sucked into Big Brother, and--What? Shut up, there is boycrushing and cuddling and I COULDN'T HELP IT OKAY? *sobs in shame* Anyway. Moving on, for those of you not in the UK, and those of you in the UK who haven't been sucked in by Big Brother, last weekend we saw the first actual Live Sex In The BB House. Or rather, Live And Unprotected Sex In The Hot Tub.

Now, if I were one of the other housemates, I would be pitching a fit and demanding the hot tub be emptied, sanitised, and neither of the guilty parties allowed in it again, but then I'm a bit paranoid about STIs. But that's not the worst of it. Yesterday, the woman was being a big ol' drama queen and crying because ... wait for it ... she thinks she's pregnant. In fact, she's more than 90% sure she is, despite the fact that, less than three days after the actual sex, even if fertilisation occured, it wouldn't have implanted yet, and ARGH. Oh, and then she was talking about not telling the father, because that's going to work so well when you've just blubbered over it ad nauseum to several million viewers.

*facepalm* *headdesk*

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Comments

[wibbble]

'They'? The Big Brother team? Actually, no. They don't do stuff like that.

If she could pretend that she's not, then they'd let her at least try. All we see is what goes on in the house and the diary room, and commentary after the event.

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

No- but practicality dictates she'll have to get a tampax (or some form of sanitary protection) out, and she'll be asked by the others now if she's had her period yet- and if she lies, the team may write in a comment over it. They did with Mary when she claimed she had a dog, and was lying.

I've put far too much thought into this. I'm going to claim it's because I'm bored at work.