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[bubosquared]

So I got sucked into Big Brother, and--What? Shut up, there is boycrushing and cuddling and I COULDN'T HELP IT OKAY? *sobs in shame* Anyway. Moving on, for those of you not in the UK, and those of you in the UK who haven't been sucked in by Big Brother, last weekend we saw the first actual Live Sex In The BB House. Or rather, Live And Unprotected Sex In The Hot Tub.

Now, if I were one of the other housemates, I would be pitching a fit and demanding the hot tub be emptied, sanitised, and neither of the guilty parties allowed in it again, but then I'm a bit paranoid about STIs. But that's not the worst of it. Yesterday, the woman was being a big ol' drama queen and crying because ... wait for it ... she thinks she's pregnant. In fact, she's more than 90% sure she is, despite the fact that, less than three days after the actual sex, even if fertilisation occured, it wouldn't have implanted yet, and ARGH. Oh, and then she was talking about not telling the father, because that's going to work so well when you've just blubbered over it ad nauseum to several million viewers.

*facepalm* *headdesk*

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[much-reality.livejournal.com]

AHAHA last night was love. We have Big Brother Bingo in our house, and I just won with BOTH a fake pregnancy scare and a Yo Mama Moment. It was so, so wonderful.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dude. I only hope it's a Fake Pregnancy Scare, because if she actually does end up pregnant ... ugh. (Okay, SOMEONE needs to bring up the concept of STIs to these people. No, for real. WHY are none of them concerned about AIDS, dammit?)

[wibbble]

Because they're stupid.

Smart people don't go on Big Brother. :op (Or, at least, they're not allowed on. Smart people != entertaining. Stupid, but canny people = entertaining, doubly so if they're also vicious and vindictive.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this is true. I'd like to go on BB for the money, but I know I'd never survive, because while I'd have no problems being watched all the time, I'd stay out of the relationships games, and I'd be voted out for being boring. Boo.

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

I missed the episode concerned- is it for sure that they actually did fuck? Because I used to think she was just quite sharp and funny and playing everyone in the house, but now I realise I was wrong and she's batshit crazy.

It was the noble tone she used when she was saying she wouldn't tell him that did it. O_o;

Is it very wrong, that this year I find them far more entertaining because they're almost all genuinely mad?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I think that up until the pregnancy scare, there actually was a lot of "did they or didn't they?" talk, but now it's pretty much for sure.

I especially "liked" her reason for nominating one of the other girls because "she uses her body to manipulate people" or somesuch. I actually yelled "Bitch, are you for real?" at my TV. o_O

i find them entertaining for similar reasons. although makosie is a bit too destructive-insane for me, but the others, yes. also, i want craig/anthony! or possibly for craig to just come to his sense and get with maxwell, who seems genuinly nice to him, at least, unlike anothony.

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Orlaith. The Bullshit to English translation of that was, "She's attractive and the guys like her, she has to go." So, so lame. >.> (I yelled the exact same thing, and so did my boyfriend, who can spot passive aggressive wangst and so on very well. A scary number of guys can't, IMO, I think because they're socialised towards a more direct aggression.)

Craig annoys me because he's so in denial it's not funny, and so desperate to be teh kewl. But I do think he and Anthony would make a cute couple, and Craig so needs some love, poor baby. But I loathe Maxwell, so... no. And did you see Saskia's smirk when Craig talked about how they alone could offer something to the group emotionally? She *so* despised him.

If someone in BB got a nasty STI it would be the best sex ed ever. People might actually realise chlamydia wasn't a Latinate name. Just like a Fandom Wank report taught me all I know about trich.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I thionk Craigie's gone well out of denial and straight into borderline pathetic about his crush on Anthony.

What doy ou dislike abuot Maxwell? I've only been watching recently. so.

Oh, god, imagine if either Makozie or Anthony managed to get some painful disease because of their stupidity. Something very paimful and disgusting, and possible something that'll get them removed from the House for treatment, but not lethal. Bwahahaha!

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

He's just really vain, I think. And a complete oik. He's also pretty cruel to poor Eugene, who can't help being a complete spod, bless him, and is really well meaning. I hate random, unearned cruelty at defenceless targets. Also Maxwell was so outraged he was nominated, and so certain he'll win. I knew a couple of guys like him at University, and they're obnoxious- they had this massive sense of entitlement.

Plus anyone who sneers at others for shagging in public when he has; and shouts at others for stealing alcohol when he has; is annoying. It's like he has a three second memory of his own misdeeds.

Hmmm. I may add the last suggestion to my Bingo card. I think it's worth a few hundred points, at least! :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hm, I think I'll need to see more of him to get annoyed by him--right now I keep getting distracted by the Maxwell/Craig/Anthony cuddliness. :D And Science is getting on my nerves and needs to chill out, I think.

[wibbble]

She reminds me of Melody. Seriously. The playing kissy-kissy with Orla, and then trying to dump her, using pregnancy as a tool...

*shudders*

I am /so/ /fucking/ /glad/ that I never managed to actually meet Melody in person.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

The girlkissing pissed me off a bit because it was so obviously to get the guys' attention and turn them on, but then that was overshadowed by the sheer stupidity of the unprotected sex. Pregnancy aside, have these people heard of STIs? I almost wish they ended up getting something like chlamdia. Now that'd be entertainment. And yeah, Makosie is so using that pregnancy as a tool, and using sex as a tool (which she then accused someone else of doing in a spectacular display of hypocricy), and bah.

[wibbble]

Think on it this way: who's going to vote her out of the house now?

She's just playing the game.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I seriously hope the "I'm NINTEY PERCENT SURE I'm pregnant!" is an attention-whoring stunt, because if she seriously thinks she can know she's pregnant before implantation has even occured, she's STUPID and should not be reproducing. OTOH, she didn't seem to understand why keeping the pregnancy a secret from Anthony wouldn't work, so she probably is that stupid.

I'd vote her out of the house, but then, I'm not the average BB-watcher, heh.

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh. You're right. Damn.

::Feels stooopid::

(Only- won't they now tell us the second she comes on?)

[wibbble]

'They'? The Big Brother team? Actually, no. They don't do stuff like that.

If she could pretend that she's not, then they'd let her at least try. All we see is what goes on in the house and the diary room, and commentary after the event.

[much-reality.livejournal.com]

No- but practicality dictates she'll have to get a tampax (or some form of sanitary protection) out, and she'll be asked by the others now if she's had her period yet- and if she lies, the team may write in a comment over it. They did with Mary when she claimed she had a dog, and was lying.

I've put far too much thought into this. I'm going to claim it's because I'm bored at work.

[perhael.livejournal.com]

the guy with the black sign looks exactly like the guy who always comes by my register to buy cheap beer and nothing else. it's uncanny.

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I'm so glad the Swedish BB people aren't the only stupid ones. :D We had the Live Sex about two years ago. They cut it a little for tv but the people watching the 24/7 web broadcast got the whole thing. And now it's turned into some kind of stupid competition, like "OMG!, last year they had sex X amount of days into the show, we got to beat that!" *rolls eyes*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

We had live (female) masturbation the first season, but I kinda stopped watching after that, so I've no idea what's going on these days. I only started watching this season in the UK because I was chyannel-hopping past it and there was a boypile of cuddliness, and I'm easy. :D

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

I don't really watch it either, I get re-caps from my sister (who watches all those kind of shows), but I would definitely watch if we had boypiles of cuddliness too. =)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I can't find the nice cuddling pics on the official site anymore, but three of the guys seem to spend all their time cuddled up on the couch under a duvet, and one of them has a HUGE boycrush on one of the others and I think Maxwell was actually trying to set Craig and Anthony up the other night, which, LOVE! :D

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Okay. I really need to get home and find torrents!!!! Meep. I want to see.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

The official site has a bunch of vids up, you just have to register with the site. :)

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!!! *goes to register*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Can't read. Too scared.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*hug*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

*curls besides you and whimpers quietly*

[perhael.livejournal.com]

oh, and, yeah. i apologize for big brother on behalf of my country. we are very, very ashamed.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Nah, don't worry. Blame the Dutch. :D

[perhael.livejournal.com]

but i *am* dutch, see. *shame shame shame*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

In that case, *points, mocks, laughs*

sorry, ben dat een beetje verplicht aan mijn belgische "roots". :D

[perhael.livejournal.com]

hmph. meanie. :p

i'm afraid i live in the very town where they built the first big brother house. mind you, i had nothing to do with it. nothing, i tell you!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Suuuuure you didn't. :P