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[bubosquared]

... Dude. I'm in wikipedia. O_O ("Timeline", 1998--they managed to get the year wrong, though.)

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Bobby: *sigh* "Fine, fine. Jeez." *mutters something about spandex and asking for it*

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Jean-Paul: *glares* "I haven't worn spandex in years." *mutters* "And if I was asking for it you'd bloody well know it..."

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Bobby: *eyes Jean-Paul's ass* "Well, it's tight enough to count as spandex, dammit."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *turns around to hide his ass* "Can we please stop discussing and/or touching my ass?"

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Bobby: "But it's a nice ass."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "I don't- What?"

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Bobby: "Going deaf already?" *grin*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *glare* "NO. Though I may be delusional. Did you just tell me I have a nice ass?"

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Bobby: "Ye-es? What, I'm not even allowed to do that, now?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *suspicious look* "Definitely delusional..."

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Bobby: *puts hand on Jean-Paul's forehead* "Well, you don't have a fever."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *twitches away* "Stop that. You are clearly a hallucination."

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Bobby: *pokes Jean-Paul* "Nope. See?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "I don't believe you, you're just a particularly irritating and realistic hallucination. I'm going to go have Emma poke my brain."

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Emma: "Oh, leave me out of this, please. You can handle your own 'hallucinations'." *blows airkiss, walks off*

Bobby: *pouts* "I'm not irritating, dammit."

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Jean-Paul: *whimper* "Bad enough I have to deal with the real you, I will not lust after a hallucination. Maybe there's a potion I coild take..."

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Bobby: *blink* "Wait, what? Oh, great, now it's contagious."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Oh no, I am NOT a hallucinationof my hallucination. My ego can only take so much."

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Bobby: *pokes him again* "You do feel pretty solid for a hallucination, I admit."

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Jean-Paul: *swat* "Because I'm NOT one. And I had rather hoped a hallucination of you would do something more plesant than poking me in the ribs."

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Bobby: "Like what? I mean, if I'm a hallucination, I might as well start being a nice one, right?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *absent shrug* "Well, a blowjob would have been nice, but really, I would have been satisfied with a kiss."

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Bobby: *big wet kiss on Jean-Paul's cheek*

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Jean-Paul: *irrtated glare* *wipes face* "A little less slobber next time, please."

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Bobby: "God, you're picky about your hallucinations." *chaste, gentle kiss on the lips* "Better?"