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[bubosquared]

... Dude. I'm in wikipedia. O_O ("Timeline", 1998--they managed to get the year wrong, though.)

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[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *suspicious look* "Definitely delusional..."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *puts hand on Jean-Paul's forehead* "Well, you don't have a fever."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *twitches away* "Stop that. You are clearly a hallucination."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *pokes Jean-Paul* "Nope. See?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "I don't believe you, you're just a particularly irritating and realistic hallucination. I'm going to go have Emma poke my brain."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Emma: "Oh, leave me out of this, please. You can handle your own 'hallucinations'." *blows airkiss, walks off*

Bobby: *pouts* "I'm not irritating, dammit."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *whimper* "Bad enough I have to deal with the real you, I will not lust after a hallucination. Maybe there's a potion I coild take..."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *blink* "Wait, what? Oh, great, now it's contagious."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: "Oh no, I am NOT a hallucinationof my hallucination. My ego can only take so much."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *pokes him again* "You do feel pretty solid for a hallucination, I admit."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *swat* "Because I'm NOT one. And I had rather hoped a hallucination of you would do something more plesant than poking me in the ribs."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "Like what? I mean, if I'm a hallucination, I might as well start being a nice one, right?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *absent shrug* "Well, a blowjob would have been nice, but really, I would have been satisfied with a kiss."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *big wet kiss on Jean-Paul's cheek*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *irrtated glare* *wipes face* "A little less slobber next time, please."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "God, you're picky about your hallucinations." *chaste, gentle kiss on the lips* "Better?"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *smile* "Well, thry're mine, aren't they? Though I'm begining to suspect you're not one."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "Told you so. You're clearly my hallucination. And I'm pandering to you. Um."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *ponders* "You know, it is possoible that neither of us are hallucinations. ...Which yould mean you just kissed me after I said I wouldn't mind having sex with you. Maybe we'd better stay hallucinations."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "But I like you tangible."

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *blink* "Really?"

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "Well, I can't very well kiss a hallucination, can I? And if I'm so far gone I have to hallucinate people telling me they lust after me, ..." *blushes a little*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul: *wince* "Oh, I sympathize. And I, um, prefer you tangable, too. ...This may be the strangest conversation I've ever had."

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: *snicker* "You obviously don't hang out with Jubilee enough. Now,"

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Bobby: <em>*snicker*</em> "You obviously don't hang out with Jubilee enough. Now," <em.*pulls Jean-Paul closer by his waistband*</em> "You were saying something about blowjobs?"