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[bubosquared]

And in other news, I've clearly been having wild monkey sex and forgot about it, because not only are my legs stiff for no reason I can think of, but so is my ass.

WTF. Over.

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[safti]

I've had that. I figure it's the aliens beaming me up at night and using the probulator and their alien knock-out drugs on me.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Fucking bastard aliens could at least let me remember the probing, dammit. Feh, I say!