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[bubosquared]

And in other news, I've clearly been having wild monkey sex and forgot about it, because not only are my legs stiff for no reason I can think of, but so is my ass.

WTF. Over.

Comments

[safti]

I've had that. I figure it's the aliens beaming me up at night and using the probulator and their alien knock-out drugs on me.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Fucking bastard aliens could at least let me remember the probing, dammit. Feh, I say!

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Having economy class syndrome ? Sitting too long in a too cramped position during a flight ?

Sounds familiar anyway, but as usual, I'll take it as an invitation to give your ass a thourough examination later tonight.

Which reminds me, mr pope, if Sofie is going to hell then why are the lords angels describing the state of her butthole to me in full detail whenever I ask them ? Hoping your membership to the order of melchizedic is hereby cancelled.

[stellated.livejournal.com]

I love that this entry is public and the one before is friends-locked. :D

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

I love that that icon appears to have zombies in it.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

ahaha. dude, melle. tmi. XD

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

:P Is not!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Wild sex, or geeky lifeless sitting in front of computer too long. One of the two. Pet, pet.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I've never had this happen before, even though I'm the most non-moving person, ever. O_o

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Pet, pet.