Had a v. brief nap tonight, maybe an hour. Spent lots of time Not Sleeping and talking MushPorn with ruby_fruit. currently trying to talk brain out of writing stupid Valentine's Day story. Story will suck, as is stupid shmoopbunny and anyway, am unable to use personal pronouns at the moment, which would confuse story.
Melle SMOOSH!
ETA: What Ang's quote pqge says: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by budding?"
What I saw: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by pudding?"
Sleep deprivation! Making nonsensical quotes even less sensicle since the dawn of time!
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STFUOMGMEANY!So the basic premise of the story requires I make up sappy love notes in French. Which, as you recall, I don't speak that well at the best of times!OTOH, have aquired breakfast, so possibility of brain activity is rising. Yay for canteens serving full cooked breakfast!
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You love me and you know it.So write 'em in english and translate later! Problem solved.Yay for breakfast!
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stuffs face full of scrambled egg and baked potatoes* Mmmmm.
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Dude, quit it, you're making me hungry.
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I apologise for the spelling and lack of accentage.
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Else there's always the immortal words of Lorie : j'ai besoin d'amour, des bisous, des câlins, j'en veux tous les jours. I shit you not.
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(Also, I hate my boobs and want to remove my bra, but that;s another matter entirely.)
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(I feel your pain, my nipples are still doing that 'omgsosensitive' thing and I am forced to wear a bra.)
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Or better: on Bobby.
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And poor Jean-Paul, now that Bobby's the wrong freaking gender he decides to glom onto Jean-Paul.
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Someone get that man a blowjob, stat!
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And okay, so he overreacted, but this is the second time the guy he's in love with changed into a woman. And now he has to act nice abou the whole thing lest Bobby suspect!
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But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.' and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,
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but at least this time it's temporary. (And I love that in this fandom, you can genderswap like that and it doesn't require any sort of explanations other than "Shit happens.")
But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.'
Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.
and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,
theirloveissosquishy!
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*has a giggle fit* God bless comic book crack, dude.
Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.
Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul
theirloveissosquishy!
*squeal!*
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Seriously, any (pop)slash convention that is so magical realism in other fandoms, and it's normal in comics. Genderswap? Canon. Wingfic? Canon. Woke-up-an-animal? Canon. Time travel, ARs, etc.? Canon.
Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.
Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul
Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.
*squeal!*
*squawks*
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*wipes a tear* It's beautiful in it's utter lack of sense.
Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.
....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.
Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*
Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.
Guh. I need a moment.
*squawks*
*whinneys*
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And just when you think you've graped the canon, they reset the whole thing!
....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.
A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.
Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*
Yes! EXACTLY like that!
*whinneys*
O_o
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The beautiful bastards!
A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.
Clearly, you are trying to either kill me with unbearable ammounts of cuteness, or trying to make me draw things for you.
If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.
O_o
We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.
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I can't do both? :D
If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.
WHEEEEEEE! *kittenglomps you*
We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.
'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.
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People ded from cute CANNOT DRAW.
'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.
Muahahahaha.
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Point. DRAW! I expect Kitty!JP&Bobby upon my return!
Muahahahaha.
HATE!
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LOOOVE!
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BTW, am now online again. ^_^