Had a v. brief nap tonight, maybe an hour. Spent lots of time Not Sleeping and talking MushPorn with [livejournal.com profile] ruby_fruit. currently trying to talk brain out of writing stupid Valentine's Day story. Story will suck, as is stupid shmoopbunny and anyway, am unable to use personal pronouns at the moment, which would confuse story.

Melle SMOOSH!

ETA: What Ang's quote pqge says: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by budding?"
What I saw: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by pudding?"

Sleep deprivation! Making nonsensical quotes even less sensicle since the dawn of time!


From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


STFUOMGMEANY! So the basic premise of the story requires I make up sappy love notes in French. Which, as you recall, I don't speak that well at the best of times!

OTOH, have aquired breakfast, so possibility of brain activity is rising. Yay for canteens serving full cooked breakfast!

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


You love me and you know it. So write 'em in english and translate later! Problem solved.

Yay for breakfast!

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


But I want it to be poetry! In French! Canadian French! because I'm LAME!

stuffs face full of scrambled egg and baked potatoes* Mmmmm.

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


Then write around the notes! And you're not lame! You're COOL.

Dude, quit it, you're making me hungry.

From: [identity profile] wild-boys.livejournal.com


Post 'em, post 'em, on les traduira. A part que je sais pas dire 'wibbly' :-(

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


Ben, si tu as quelques (SP?) examples de "sappy" poemes, ca serat meme mieux!

I apologise for the spelling and lack of accentage.

From: [identity profile] wild-boys.livejournal.com


Je connais pas assez bien la poésie francophone, désolée. Mais j'ai trouvé un site horrible, ici (http://www.poesieetcitationsdamour.com/PoemeDAmour01.html). Sappier than that, and with more annoying pop-ups, you will be hard-put to find.

Else there's always the immortal words of Lorie : j'ai besoin d'amour, des bisous, des câlins, j'en veux tous les jours. I shit you not.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


Okay, ow, I can understand just enough of those poems to know how bad they are. OW!

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


My body is used to being on smoke break right now, but I have to wait another hour. The bastages.

(Also, I hate my boobs and want to remove my bra, but that;s another matter entirely.)

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


Tsk, horrible people.

(I feel your pain, my nipples are still doing that 'omgsosensitive' thing and I am forced to wear a bra.)

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


I dunno, male!Jean-Paul having to deal with SuddenlyFemale!Bobby is kinda angsty, kinda funny. Especially when everyone keeps either hitting on Bobby or sniffing him and then growling cause his scent's off, and he flees to jean-Paul's room, cause he won't sniff, and he won't hit on Bobby in this body either, so he's safe there.

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


Bwahahaha! Dude, someone really needs to plug Logan's nose.

And poor Jean-Paul, now that Bobby's the wrong freaking gender he decides to glom onto Jean-Paul.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


Well, it's more of a "Gay guy = safe place to hide from the scary people" thing. And Jean-Paul doesn't feel like he can refuse without arousing suspicion, even though inside, he's all "ARGH NOT AGAIN WHY ME I AM GOING TO GO SUPERNOVA ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET!"

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


Bobby: "I'd offer, but he wouldn't want me."

And okay, so he overreacted, but this is the second time the guy he's in love with changed into a woman. And now he has to act nice abou the whole thing lest Bobby suspect!

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


True. Poor Jean-Paul, I'd be ready to kill some people, too.

But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.' and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


True. Poor Jean-Paul, I'd be ready to kill some people, too.

but at least this time it's temporary. (And I love that in this fandom, you can genderswap like that and it doesn't require any sort of explanations other than "Shit happens.")

But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.'

Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.

and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,

theirloveissosquishy!

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


(And I love that in this fandom, you can genderswap like that and it doesn't require any sort of explanations other than "Shit happens.")

*has a giggle fit* God bless comic book crack, dude.

Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.

Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul

theirloveissosquishy!

*squeal!*

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


*has a giggle fit* God bless comic book crack, dude.

Seriously, any (pop)slash convention that is so magical realism in other fandoms, and it's normal in comics. Genderswap? Canon. Wingfic? Canon. Woke-up-an-animal? Canon. Time travel, ARs, etc.? Canon.

Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.

Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul

Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.

*squeal!*

*squawks*

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


Genderswap? Canon. Wingfic? Canon. Woke-up-an-animal? Canon. Time travel, ARs, etc.? Canon.

*wipes a tear* It's beautiful in it's utter lack of sense.

Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.

....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.

Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*

Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.

Guh. I need a moment.

*squawks*

*whinneys*


From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


*wipes a tear* It's beautiful in it's utter lack of sense.

And just when you think you've graped the canon, they reset the whole thing!

....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.

A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.

Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*


Yes! EXACTLY like that!

*whinneys*

O_o

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


And just when you think you've graped the canon, they reset the whole thing!

The beautiful bastards!

A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.

Clearly, you are trying to either kill me with unbearable ammounts of cuteness, or trying to make me draw things for you.

If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.

O_o

We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


Clearly, you are trying to either kill me with unbearable ammounts of cuteness, or trying to make me draw things for you.

I can't do both? :D

If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.

WHEEEEEEE! *kittenglomps you*

We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.

'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.

From: [identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com


I can't do both? :D

People ded from cute CANNOT DRAW.

'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.

Muahahahaha.
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