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[bubosquared]

Merry Christmas and/or holiday of your choice, everybody.

ETA: I just realised everyone gets presents on Jesus' birthday. Does that mean Jesus was a hobbit? Discuss.

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<a href= I just realised everyone gets presents on Jesus' birthday. Does that mean Jesus was a hobbit?</a>

Yes. When they were ordering up his material body one of the angels made a goof with a decimal point (he got demoted) and no one noticed until Jesus was grown -or not grown as the case may be - and it was too late to fix it.

But no one mentions it in the Bible because, y'know, Jesus was sensitive. Why do you think Catholic churches have such huge spires?

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This also explains why he never married, the poor dear--no hobbit lasses around anymore!