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[bubosquared]

Merry Christmas and/or holiday of your choice, everybody.

ETA: I just realised everyone gets presents on Jesus' birthday. Does that mean Jesus was a hobbit? Discuss.

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[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

supposedly people were a lot shorter back then, you know.

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Jesus had hairy feet, must explain the frequent feet washing.

Also Jesus washed the feet of the apostles, because he already was low to the floor.

They nailed him to the cross because he had a ring that made him dissapear at random.

Neither him nor frodo/bilbo officially had a wife.

OMGSOINLOVESQUEE !

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

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Yes. When they were ordering up his material body one of the angels made a goof with a decimal point (he got demoted) and no one noticed until Jesus was grown -or not grown as the case may be - and it was too late to fix it.

But no one mentions it in the Bible because, y'know, Jesus was sensitive. Why do you think Catholic churches have such huge spires?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

This also explains why he never married, the poor dear--no hobbit lasses around anymore!

[ex-krazycat651.livejournal.com]

OMG YES

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

This caught me off guard and thus made me choke on my Vanilla Coke. And no, I don't know why it did that, either. After all, you and I are the ones who Biblecasted Batman.

...and that just gave me this image of Batman throwing little shuriken-shaped* Bibles at people. Wtf, brain?


*Shuriken = ninja stars.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You really should know me better than that. And I should know you better than to not expect bible-shurikens from you. :D

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Really, I should. And really, you should. So why do we sometimes not?