This was encouraged by safti before I landed this job, but I decicded to do it anyway. Call it catharsis or something.
Curriculum Vitae
Personal Information
Name: Sofie Werkers, or Melle if you're a friend from online
Address: http://www.independentsoul.net
Contact: sofie[at]werkers[dot]net, minerva[at]femgeeks[dot]net, or leave a comment in my LJ
Date of birth: 20 December 1980, which makes me SIXTEEN AND NOT TWENTY-THREE I SWEAR!
Nationality: Belgian, of chocolate and beer fame
Experience
RareSlash Moderator and RSA Archivist (1999-2001)
Employer: Right, like someone paid me for that?
Job description:
- Laying the smackdown on potential flamewars and OT posts.
- Updating the archive, hand-coded, once a week on Thursday.
- Resisting the urge to strangle people who whinge about their story not being up on the archive the day after it's posted.
- Encouraging (and staring in awe at) freaky pairings. (E.g. God/Satan, onelist/eGroups, eGroups/Yahoo!, etc.)
Owner and hostess of femgeeks.net (2001-current)
Employer: Once again, I wonder if I could've been getting paid for this.
Job description:
- Handing out web space to all and sundry.
- Panickedly searching for new web host after getting TOSsed from web host number one.
- Panickedly searching for new web host after web host number two succumbed to cranial-rectal inversion.
- Playing around with cool software and shit.
General Opinionated Bitch (1987-current), Opinionated Fannish Bitch (1997-current)
Employer: Thousands of people clamoring to know what I think of any given subject, from cheese to fonts to Harry Potter fandom! (Not buying it? Yeah, me neither. Dammit.)
Job description:
- Putting in some serious soapbox time, though not necessarily on a subject deserving of soapboxing.
Education
Secondary School
Latin/Maths. What is this "practical application" you speak of? Unless you mean Roman Generals slash?
Higher Education
Two failed years of uni, during which I spent more time on RareSlash and the RSA (see above) than on my courses.
Skills
Computer Skills
- HTML, XHTML, some manner of php and css. Real women code by hand.
- Windows 3.1/95/98/NT/2000/XP. Am Bill Gates' BITCH!
- PhotoShop, for the purpose of creating LJ icons, wallpapers, and other stuff, most of which containing boy- and/or girlsnogging.
- MS Office. I prefer Wordpad, though.
- FrontPage: *hiss* Can use it if necessary, will avoid if at all possible.
Languages
- Dutch: Native tongue. Punctuation is somewhat dodgy, but that's made up by grammar whore and spelling nazi tendencies. "MIN HOFD IZ ERAANGEPLAKTE YAY!"
- English: Better than most native English speakers online. Abhor chatspeak, l33t, and all variations thereof. Will occasionally sound like British Valley Girl. "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY!"
- French: Confident. Can order food, order booze, and order workmen around. "MA TETE EZT PATE SUR YEY!"
Other Skills
- Staying calm while being called a stalker, a bitch, a slanderer, etc.
- Locating slash stories in rare fandoms, often remembering said stories from RSA times.
- Slashing anything that moves, and a lot of things that don't (anymore).
- Notoriously (semi-)unsquickable.
- Running a joke into the ground.
- Typing mostly coherently and correct while smashing drunk.
- Quoting people, mostly out of context.
Other Information
- Maintained personal web site since 1997. (No eyebleeds reported since 2000!)
- Am easy to maintain; just give me coffee and pay me enough to cover rent, food, DSL, and my yearly trip to Escapade.
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I'm quite impressed with your multi-lingual skills (especially translating "MY HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY!" which is barely English in the first place)
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And I really ought to find some way to get my French back to a decent level, so I can justify picking up a fourth language. I should take more advantage of the fact than I learn languages easily, dammit.
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also, i like that you were born last year. <3
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(The sad thing is, that's not by far the first time I've done that.)