God is toying with meeee!

[bubosquared]

Some motherfucking asshole fucking splashed me as I was walking to my first aid course this morning, so I've had a completely wet right foot all morning and now that I'm back at work, I need to go out again and argh argh argh I just want to go home and take a hot shower and vegetate in my pjs and warm socks.

Somebody please kill me?

Comments

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor you. Wet shoes and socks are very annoying. Did a car splash you or something? You should be on your way back home right now, I suppose. Otherwise, hang in there, it's only for a little while anymore. And imagine the pleasure you'll have of finally taking that shower.

And, since you ask so nicely:

Avada Kedavra!

...

Darned defunct wand. That's the third time this week I took it back to the shops. Sorry, it's definitely not your lucky day.

;-)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Snarf! Okay, that made me laugh. And I'm just on my way out and back home now, so I'm in a much better mood. ^_^