God is toying with meeee!

[bubosquared]

Some motherfucking asshole fucking splashed me as I was walking to my first aid course this morning, so I've had a completely wet right foot all morning and now that I'm back at work, I need to go out again and argh argh argh I just want to go home and take a hot shower and vegetate in my pjs and warm socks.

Somebody please kill me?

Comments

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor you. Wet shoes and socks are very annoying. Did a car splash you or something? You should be on your way back home right now, I suppose. Otherwise, hang in there, it's only for a little while anymore. And imagine the pleasure you'll have of finally taking that shower.

And, since you ask so nicely:

Avada Kedavra!

...

Darned defunct wand. That's the third time this week I took it back to the shops. Sorry, it's definitely not your lucky day.

;-)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Snarf! Okay, that made me laugh. And I'm just on my way out and back home now, so I'm in a much better mood. ^_^

[sileas.livejournal.com]

Can I suicide bomb you?

I'm having a terrible day (brother and sister are both acting motherfuckingly) and if I kill you first, I'll have no-one to kill me. *whines* But if I blow myself up near you, we'll have fun. ;-)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*pethug* There, there. It'll get better.

[sileas.livejournal.com]

*straps on bombs* Off course'll get better. ;-)

One of those days, you know? Brother a complete asshole, sister a half-completed embryo with no empathy whatsoever.
So in celebration of my fatalistic mood, I'm trolling other people's friendlists for wanky posts to have a good laugh at.

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Awww... *hugs* I hope it'll all look better in the morning.

So in celebration of my fatalistic mood, I'm trolling other people's friendlists for wanky posts to have a good laugh at.

*laughs* Oh, well that should keep you warm for a while! :-p

[sileas.livejournal.com]

Awww... *hugs* I hope it'll all look better in the morning.

Everything's all right, today. :-) My sister hasn't visited us and my brother seems to be in a good mood.
And today, I had a nice conversation with someone I knew from highschool. I got invited to go to the VDAB for an infosession and suddenly I see two people from highschool (one from my own class and one from out sister-class). :-D

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's always nice to meet friends (or at least people you know and like) unexpectedly. :-) Glad you're feeling better!

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

*cries* You can't do that! Who's going to show me Indiana Jones, then, huh? Huh??

I'll be the only Belgian HP slasher out there again. *crushes hankerchief* *lipquiver* You can't leave me here aloooooone... *wails loudly* *ignores neighbours banging on walls*

[sileas.livejournal.com]

*pets and comforts rane_ab*

We're still here, see? And I promise you, I'll wait to detonate until you can join us. ;)

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

*snuffles* *bites trembling lip* Well... well, all right then. *wipes tears on sleeve* *offers watery smile*

I was going to add some snot to that, but then I thought it wouldn't do to squik you so early in the day... ;-p

[sileas.livejournal.com]

Ewww!

But then again, I changed diapers from my nephew and wiped his ass, so I'm not really squicked. It's the smell that does it, really. With a wasknijper op je neus, you can easily survive nephews.