HOLY FUCK DO I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!

First, the negative.

I really didn't like most of the changes from the book, especially Faramir, which Zarah already talked about over here, so go read that. The cliff scene, I didn't quite like either, but we got to see some loverly Aragorn/Legolas moments (Help! I'm falling for this pairing and I can't get up!), and, of course, Aragorn cmoing through the door in Theoden's hall, a scene about which my notes say "Want. Ranger. Babies."

Also, the whole Elrond&Arwen thing. Argh? Nononono, people, Elrond would never do that!

I'm not sure what I think of the whole Theoden thing. I mean, sure, the scene was cool an all, but I really liked the book plot, too. Power of words and all that.

Now, on to the positive, mostly taken almost literally from my notes.

Ewyyyyyyyyn! I want her so fucking badly, man. She's all cool and strong and gorgeous and stuff.

The hobbits are in WUV!

Nazguuuuuuuuuuul! *lusts*

Ahahahaha! My notes say "Marcus!" Which I think is a reference to the cave trolls used to open the Black Gate.

"Where is Sam's other hand?" was a question I asked myself quite often.

Legolas jumping on the horse backwards. oizjdsdqmsq,ndaze I want Elf-boy. Badly.

Liv Tyler's upper lip is a lot bigger than her lower lip, and it's fucking distracting me every time she and Viggo snog. Argh.

Legolas and Gimli are OMG SOINLOVE!!1!1!1!1!!1111!!!!!

"Are you his bodyguard?" Dude, did anyone else see this as a reference to The Bodyguard and thus as a shout-out to us slashers? (No, yeah, didn't think so. I'm insane. Ignore me.)

"Um. L+A?" yeah, so like I said, I randly fell for Legolas/Aragorn.

Have I mentioned that the Hobbits are in love?

March of the Ents. I mouthed that entire bit of monologue from Treebeard. Geek? Who, me? Naaah.

Oh, look, random Aragorn/Gandalf moment.

"Your Sam" sqlkfjsqjdqmlkdjqser,n HOBBITS IN WUV!!!!

And that's it for the spoilers. In summary: some stuff I didn't really like, lots of stuff I loved, and my reproductive system now officially belongs to Peter Jackson.


From: [identity profile] pirateyes.livejournal.com


I totally agree with yes. Everything.

It wasn't perfect but it was the best imperfect EVER.

And I am a somewhat rabid Legolas/Aragorn fan from last year (as mainstream as my interests tend to lie) so yes. yes. yes. yes. I think at one point I was at risk of sliding out of my chair.

This one was so much slashier and so much darker and caused me to vibrate in my seat the entire time (in a non-kinky way, I swear). I cringed a little at some of the parts that deviated from the book, but I didn't mind a lot of them.

I'm still all !!!!

/end gushing

I just needed to get that out. I have no one to squee with. So, thank you.

Also, in regards to my icon - yes, I am the biggest sap that ever lived.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com


I'm too much of a Legolas/Gimli girl to really truly love Legolas/Aragorn, but HOLY FUCK WITH THE SLASHY!!!!!!

Um, yeah. I should be in BED!

From: [identity profile] pirateyes.livejournal.com


Hey, I'm all for the Legolas/Gimli and there was certainly slashiness there too. Although, I think the difference is that they're like that in the book too and in the movie Legolas and Aragorn are just far more intense then I ever imagined them when I read it. It's all that Viggo/Orli chemistry. Rawr.

Yes, bed indeed ;)

From: [identity profile] synicism.livejournal.com


Waug! Um, hi! Incoherency. :) "You would be dead before your stroke fell" *joins you in drawing hearts around Legolas and Gimli*

And yes! A+L, did you see the look he gave Theoden when he told Legolas to leave the dead? Woah. *joins you in the Elf-boy wanting*

I want to be an Ent. :)

And, um. Haldir. *whimper*

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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I KNOW, man! And Legolas was SO DAMN PISSED OFF then and oh my GOD I WANT HIM SO BADLY!!

And the A/L kind of blindsided me, man. I didn't see it at all in Fellowship, but now, wow. The Elvish and the argument and "You're late," and "You look terrible," and squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

The Elves at Helm's Deep are one of the few changes I unconditionally love. It shows the growing realisation of the Elves that they should help Mankind survive, because this should be their time, and god, the arrival of the Elf Army and the look Haldir gives Legolas and Aragorn and Aragorn hugging him and I WANT TO HAVE ELVISH BABIEEEEES!!!

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

From: [identity profile] synicism.livejournal.com


I know! And, "shall I get you a box?" Hee!

Squee! A/L! I feel terrible, they're at WAR, and they think everyone's gonna DIE, and my brain is going "Hey, I wonder if they could steal a few minutes in an out-of-the-way storeroom.."!

I lovelovelove Elves at Helm's Deep, I would love it just on the basis of how fucking COOL Haldir looks in his armour, with that crimsom cape....guh.

I want to wrire Aragorn/Haldir, stab my head?

ENTS! And the Nazgul and their fucking DRAGONS!

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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I know! And, "shall I get you a box?" Hee!

love, love, LOVE! Oh, I cannot WAIT until RotK because that has my OTHER favourite L/G moment and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Squee! A/L! I feel terrible, they're at WAR, and they think everyone's gonna DIE, and my brain is going "Hey, I wonder if they could steal a few minutes in an out-of-the-way storeroom.."!

*cough* Write iiiiit!

I lovelovelove Elves at Helm's Deep, I would love it just on the basis of how fucking COOL Haldir looks in his armour, with that crimsom cape....guh.

Oh, god, Haldir was the ultimate Elf badass. "We have come to honour this allegiance," and he smiles at Aragorn and Legolas and qsjdqddsqskfjvnlkrhjd I WANT HIM! I want ALL the Elves, man. when they marched into Helm's Deep? I think I ovulated.

I want to wrire Aragorn/Haldir, stab my head?

WRITE IIIIIIIIIIT!

And the Nazgul and their fucking DRAGONS!

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAZGUL FANGIRL IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE! I HAVE NAZGUL LUST! HELP!

From: [identity profile] synicism.livejournal.com


I have so much Haldir lust/adoration, it's embarassing. And dammit I didn't want him to DIE! *whine*

Dammit, stop encouraging my seriously tempting crack bunnies!
(and by that I mean "encourage away!")

Eeee! *cuddles her Witch King action figure* *is poked by several little action figure blades* Ow, Nazguls not for cuddling.

*clings to the Elves*
Elves:...the hell?

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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*encourages away*

Eeeelves! Nazguuuul! Eowyyyyyyyn! (God, this is SO not the right time of the month for me to see this movie. )

From: [identity profile] dazzy.livejournal.com


Holy wow man. My notes through the movie:

Guh.

..and...

I...guh.

There are no words to express how happy I am with it. I read a negative review right before I went, and was all set to be dissapointed, and they blew me away.

From: [identity profile] pseudosimilar.livejournal.com


Completely unrelated to the post, but are you there? I forgot my addressbook at home, which is just brilliant when I had planned on sending my holiday cards out today. Doh. Uhm, can you e-mail your address to Fred's address? terrible_twin_fred@home.se

::slaps forehead::

From: [identity profile] pseudosimilar.livejournal.com


Hah, yay! Thank you :) Hmm, I wonder if my forgetting the book was so I could sneak off and sit at the cyberspace cafe? ;) ::finds it quite possible::

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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You're welcome. BTW, Lee has something to discuss with Fred. It involves revenge. >:D
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