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[bubosquared]

What I'm doing instead of writing: Reading Chick tracks.

This one's kind of rubbing me the wrong way, because taking back an abusive man unless he's actually gone through therapy? Bad idea, no matter how saved he claims to be.

This one, on the other hand, is just plain hilarious. Yo, Jack, easy on the metaphors, man.

COMMUNISM = TEH DEVl!!11111!!!1!

And WTF is with the fundamentalists in the States (I don't recall ever seeing this anywhere else) and their hatred against the Catholic Church? Not that I don't sympathise, but oi.

Edit: Rock and Roll will SEND YOU TO HELL!!!

Right, so I'm 1) not baptised, 2) gay, 3) semi-communist, and 4) a fan of rock 'n roll. So I might as well be a pervy child fancier, because I'm already on the way to hell at quadruple speed.

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[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

Reading the first tract linked - oh, nice. Not only does she take back a man who went to prison for beating her, she then allows him to convert her and her son! "Become a Jesus freak? Well, sure! At least he's not hitting me anymore!" Also:

a) He was only in jail for less than two weeks for beating his wife? Oh, typical.
b) It took him less than a week to completely change his personality? Man, Jesus works fast. Pharmaceutical companies should look into this! "When you want to feel better FAST, try a little Jesus^TM! "
c) I like how once he's converted, he started shaving and combing his hair regularly. Because heathens have poor personal hygiene, but those who walk with the Lord get salvation and free toiletries for life! Who knew?

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

those who walk with the Lord get salvation and free toiletries for life! Who knew?

I did. But I was hoping I could keep that a secret. Shh! ^^

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Too late, the secret is out. And hey, I've been a Christian for five years, where's my free welcome package? I always gte gypped, dammit! ;D

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Hey, who said anything about christianity! Clearly we are talking about walking with the Lord here, doofus. :D

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

The Lord, like Clint Eastwood, walks alone.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

does not! how else would i have gotten these brilliant little packets of handkerchiefs? :D

yo, get online that i might chat with you for a moment or two before eating breakist.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Am on! Even though I'm really not supposed to.