Holy hell.

[bubosquared]

To: Every single person involved in the casting of the HP movie, and the shooting of the press images
From: Melle
Re: This and this

Dear all

Have my children? Please?

No, wait, you can't, because my ovaries have completely imploded. Gnaaaah!

Lust,
Barren in Belgium

Some highlights:

• Huge, huge file, but the little picture of the twins? Mmm, incestilicious.
• Oh. My. God. Do these people even realise how Freudian this picture is? (Then again, maybe sometimes a broomstick really is just a broomstick. Unless, of course, you're Oliver.)
• Mpfg. Holy. Shit. Speaking of incest.
• Yes, yes, you're a tough, dangerous Gryffindor. *pet*
• qsdlkjlkdjfezrsdf I'm sorry, you were saying?
• I still say this looks like it could've been maniped by slashers because Christ on a cupcake, people! The caption for this is "Harry and Draco glaring." That? Is not glaring. It's not. I've seen them glare, and this isn't it. Le wow.

And ooooh, they have hig-res, large versions of a lot of the pictures I'd already seen. Le yay! *hugs her PhotoShop* (A decent version of the duelling scene!!!!!! Although the colours still look crappy, and I can't seem to get them corrected. Argh.) (HUGE version of the Marcus&Draco&Whosit picture!!!!)

Edit: Ahahaha! Okay, translation of the text on this picture:

"Since the first Harry Potter, I've already grown 8 cm [about 3.2 inches -- ed]. My voice has also started to break, but I don't think anyone will notice."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Er, Dan? Trust us. We noticed.

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I knooooooooooow! When they were just rleasing info on the casting, I remember going"Tom Felton? Who the fuck casts a cute, sweet-looking kid like that as Draco? He should be Neville!" Except apparently the HP casting people are visionaries, because a bleach job later, he was perfect, and now he's all growing up and sleek and smooth and GAH!