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Melle: *eyes Harry and Draco* Cut it out, you bitches.
Harry: "What? I'm not doing anything."
Draco: *tries to look innocent*
Melle: "Don't even try it, Draco Malfoy. The day you manage to pull off a convincing innocent face will be the day I join a convent."
Draco: "Bugger."
Melle: "I'm not writing this."
Draco: "Why not? I like it."
Melle: "Because it's uncomfortably close to V's Someday Not Today, and because it's stupid and cliché'd, and what's with the fucking chess board, and also, I know you, you're liable to drag me along for another semi-epic, and NaNoWriMo starts in ten days and I'm lucky enough to've finished Evitar in time and speaking of which, wasn't that enough for you? You got to blather at me for almost 2,800 words and--"
Harry: "Er, Melle?"
Melle: "WHAT?!?"
Harry: "Breathe?"
Melle: "I'm breathing, I'm breathing. This is me, breathing. All right? Just. Tell your fucking boyfriend over there to cut it the fuck out."
Draco: *smirk*
Harry: "What? I'm not doing anything."
Draco: *tries to look innocent*
Melle: "Don't even try it, Draco Malfoy. The day you manage to pull off a convincing innocent face will be the day I join a convent."
Draco: "Bugger."
Melle: "I'm not writing this."
Draco: "Why not? I like it."
Melle: "Because it's uncomfortably close to V's Someday Not Today, and because it's stupid and cliché'd, and what's with the fucking chess board, and also, I know you, you're liable to drag me along for another semi-epic, and NaNoWriMo starts in ten days and I'm lucky enough to've finished Evitar in time and speaking of which, wasn't that enough for you? You got to blather at me for almost 2,800 words and--"
Harry: "Er, Melle?"
Melle: "WHAT?!?"
Harry: "Breathe?"
Melle: "I'm breathing, I'm breathing. This is me, breathing. All right? Just. Tell your fucking boyfriend over there to cut it the fuck out."
Draco: *smirk*