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[bubosquared]

I also think 'Greek verbs' should be a livejournal mood. The icon would express sheer terror.
(Ang; LJ)

V: I may or may not have just yelled "you are SO gay!" at seanbiggerstaff.com. Too bad it can't hear me. But hey, man, you dance on the glass floor of the world's tallest free-standing phallic symbol and what am I supposed to think?
Meryl: He becomes a little too defensive about that. Chris Rankin, too. When asked about the other, both of them start wildly denying any homosexual tendencies.
(LJ and comments)

And what does he mean we were beginning to chase our own tails? He chased his own tail right up his ass.
(libertyginger; LJ comment)

I should never smoke anything that Jordan tells me to.
(Nyree; AIM)

Nyree: ... An infinite number of monkeys.
Melle: MONKEYS
Nyree: I'm resisting the urge to tell you that they're horrible little fuckers and sort of patronisingly go, "They have lice, you know."
Melle: *flings poo*
Nyree: Ooh, nice.
Nyree: You have all the social skills of one of my flatmates.
(AIM)

Melle: Fleur and I want to write Jamie a letter promising him sex with several women if he stays in character. With the teeth.
Melle: Mmmgrowling
Nyree: Marcus is sexy like Alan McManus. Only less so, because Alan McManus would be sexy if he wasn't Scottish. I know you have no idea who Alan McManus is, but dammit, I like references to people who are unknown.
Nyree: No, Marcus is sexy like Tony Blair.
Melle: Tony Blair?
Melle: Sexy?
Nyree: No, that's my point.
Nyree: Although actually... hey, how 'bout I don't go there.
(AIM)

Drive-by GALLAGHERCEST!
Like a drive-by shooting, only possibly with fewer guns involved. POSSIBLY.
(V; AIM)

Okay, I just wrote "monkeys" instead of "mind"
I HATE YOU
(V; AIM)

Putin and Blai-ir sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Putin with the huge nuclear weapons of mass-destruction! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
(V; AIM)

Re: my "stalker" -- "Lee" being me in drag:
Odd thought: What if he saw you as "Lee" and thinks Lee's cute or something and you're his sister, so maybe you could hook the two of them up.
I should write soap operas.
(Tri; AIM)

Melle: I wonder, if we promise him hot sex with various girls, would Jamie Yeates be willing to play Marcus for us and make some fantasies come true? (The real question, of course, is if he'd be able to stay in character.)
Fleur: (If he said peace out, I would kill him.) Dude, if he would, I would so be in for it. Seriously, yo. *wants to tie him up* *badly*
Melle: We should write a letter. And we can use my flat. My bed is very suitable for tying people to. But we'd have to make sure he understands that any signs of OOCness, especially those indicating a lack of brains, will be punihsed severely.
Fleur: I will kick him in the balls. With steel-capped boots.
Melle: I'll set Ilsa loose on him. >:-)
Fleur: Yes! Ilsa will help us.
Melle: We'll just threaten to set her loose on some vulnerable body parts. Muahahaha! THERE''s your motivation!
Fleur: Exactly!!
Fleur: Fuck method acting, being-threatened-by-Melle's-rat acting is SO much better.
(AIM)