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[bubosquared]

Headache. Ow. family is giving me a brain tumor, I swear.

On the good side, though, I'm lucky to have parents who will let me squee at them about the FMO having been translated into Russian and even pat me on the back for it, and a father who will talk about NaNoWriMo with me over lunch yesterday, and also a brother who has a Snape-quote as his MSM screenname. Hee!

And now for something completely different:

Fleur: *Pouts!*
Melle: Pouting?
Fleur: Yes.
Fleur: I look pretty when doing so.
Melle: You are Justin Timberlake, and I claim my €5!
Fleur: Wow! That makes no sense but I like = Justin!
Melle: It's a reference to an obscure TV show. But yes, you = Justin!
Melle: Pretty When You Pout -- Isn't that a song?
Fleur: I AM JUSTIN! I AM GOD! I HAVE CURLY HAIR! I AM THE INFANT! CHRIS KIRKPATRICK WANTS TO SCORE ME! I AM A BRAT!
Melle: ... Yep, all of those. :p
Fleur: Yay!
Melle: Chris&Marcus: **do you**
Fleur: THREESOME WITH CHRIS AND MARCUS! MARCUS HANGING ONTO THE BEARD HORNS!
Melle: Dude, Chris would come to, like, Marcus's WAIST! JUST the right height!
Melle: <<-- is way too amused here
Fleur: DUDE! CHRIS WAS BORN TO SUCK MARCUS OFF!
Melle: "Born to Suck Troll Cock"?
Fleur: That is Chris's THEME SONG.
"I was born...
.... to suck troll cock...
I come up....
to Marcus Flint's waist....
which is....
.... the perfect height....
From which....
... to suck his cock."

Drunk!Fleur poetry. ah, revel in the genius.
Melle: q!
Melle: <<-- laughing hysterically
Fleur: ohdear. *g*
Melle: Somene get me Bruce Springsteen on the phone!
Fleur: HE SHALL RECORD IT FOR ME!
Fleur: *squeals* BRUCE!
Melle: I want to have sex with Bruce Springsteen's voice, man.
Fleur: Ooh, his smooth voice winding up your thighs like silk....
Melle: Mmm.
Melle: Fucking hell, now I'm horny!
Fleur: *stripes some more*
Fleur: AHAHAHA
Fleur: *STRIPS!*
Fleur: *gives self a plant to make up for it*
Melle: *paints stripes on your body*
Melle: PLANT!
Fleur: A LITTLE GREEN ONE WITH LEAVES!