Nyree tricked me into writing two drabbles for her. (Tricked, I say! I was tricked!)
Randomly, this guy's posts in
customers_suck are cracking me up.
We are not holding out on you. As a matter of fact, we'd be more than happy to get you the bottle if it meant you'd bugger off. But no more means no more. You want someone to wave a wand and get you another bottle, ask for that Potter kid.
And:
So let me get this straight- you don't know the name, the brand, the type of grape, the region, and you barely remember the color, but you want me to help you find it instead of just CALLING THE FUCKING RESTAURANT?!?! Well, why didn't you say so? Lady- you don't need to drink. You've got two brain cells left, and they're fighting. According to the Cheers' Buffalo Theory, alcohol kills the weak brain cells first. In this case, I would call that a liquid lobotomy.
Gaaaah! There's a guy walking on the window ledge across the street, cleaning the windows. I can't watch. *covers eyes* I have vertigo-by-proxy. Argh.
Am not going to Paris this weekend. Just thinking about the whole rigmarole of packing and leaving and shit made me tired, as I've not slept well lately (I need to start running again, except of course both my knees are currently out of commission), and although I do adore and miss Paris, I'd rather spend the next four days holed up in my flat doing nothing, writing, plotting my novel, that sort of shit.
Number of People:
...on my lj friends list: 50, plus 8 communities, 5 writing journals, and me and my writing journal.
...whom I've met in person: 6:
amatia,
jintro,
natlet,
pelicanzed,
rsadelle, and
sivan.
...whom I've met in person more than once: 3:
amatia,
jintro, and
pelicanzed.
...whose house I've been to: 2:
amatia,
jintro.
...who have been to my house:
rsadelle (when I still lived with my parents),
jintro,
pelicanzed.
...whose precise geographic location I know: Um. Define precise? Probably just
jintro, to be honest. The rest of you lot move around too much, with uni and shit, and I'm crap with geography.
...whose full names I know offhand: 11:
amatia,
asilvahalo,
jintro,
katemonkey,
larean,
natlet,
pelicanzed,
rockygrrl,
rsadelle,
stoptocheer,
synicism.
...whom I've followed/been in touch with for more than 3 years: 4:
amatia,
arkane156,
natlet,
rsadelle. (I think.)
...who live outside my country (Belgium): All of them except
jintro.
...whose journal I consider myself "addicted" to: Pretty much every actual person on my friends list. So, 50.
...whom I've lived with: 0.
...whose ex I slept with: 0.
...who I'd do: I plead the fifth.
...who I've done: 0.
...who would do me: I dunno. You lot tell me.
I need a smoke.
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