Random? We're all random here!

[bubosquared]

Random fanfic writer: I just wanted to have a good time and write some fanfic. I didn't expect a kind of Canon Police.

(JARRING CHORD) Canon Police: Nobody expects the Canon Police! Our chief weapon is suprise ... surprise and fear ... fear and surprise ... Our two weapons are fear and surprise ... and ruthless efficiency ... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and a fanatical devotion to the facts ... Our four ... no ... Amongst our weapons ... Amongst our weaponry ... are such elements as fear, surprise ... I'll come in again.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Only if you bring me ...

A SHRUBBERY!

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

One that looks nice and not too expensive.

Or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.