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V: *gives Marcus a plant*
V: Woo, haven't done that for a while.
Melle: Marcus: "..." *holds plant*
Melle: AHAHAHA! Oh god. The image of Marcus Flint, just STANDING there all confused, HOLDING A PLANT!
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Dude, that is SO CUTE
V: *gives him ANOTHER plant just for the hell of it*
Melle: And that just makes it even FUNNIER because now he doesn't even have a FREE HAND!
V: Awwwwwww
V: A nice potted fern! Just for Marcus!
V: And NOW I just typed "Just monkey Marcus"
V: DON'T go anywhere with that image
Melle: <<-- laughing hysterically
Melle: Marcus: *flings poo*
Melle: And I regretted that the second I hit "send"
V: <<-- dying laughing
Melle: monkey!HP!!! Dude, this could be a WHOLE new subgenre!
Melle: Forget girl!stories.
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Somehow, in the night, Marcus Flint had turned into a monkey.
V: Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle, so had Lee Jordan.
Melle: Oh GOD
Melle: STOP
Melle: I DO NOT WANT TO RUN WITH THAT IMAGE!
V: Bwahahahahahahaa
Melle: *runs with cissors instead*
V: Hahaha!
V: "What the hell?" said Marcus, but it came out more like a high-pitched whine-slash-squeak, and he was suddenly overcome with the urge to eat nits.
V: OKAY THE END
Melle: Not in MY head it isn't the end
Melle: In MY head, they're GROOMING on each other
V: HAHAHAHA
V: STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Melle: And I think I just permanently RUINED this pairing for myself
Melle: I need to post this in LJ just to share the pain
V: Woo, haven't done that for a while.
Melle: Marcus: "..." *holds plant*
Melle: AHAHAHA! Oh god. The image of Marcus Flint, just STANDING there all confused, HOLDING A PLANT!
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Dude, that is SO CUTE
V: *gives him ANOTHER plant just for the hell of it*
Melle: And that just makes it even FUNNIER because now he doesn't even have a FREE HAND!
V: Awwwwwww
V: A nice potted fern! Just for Marcus!
V: And NOW I just typed "Just monkey Marcus"
V: DON'T go anywhere with that image
Melle: <<-- laughing hysterically
Melle: Marcus: *flings poo*
Melle: And I regretted that the second I hit "send"
V: <<-- dying laughing
Melle: monkey!HP!!! Dude, this could be a WHOLE new subgenre!
Melle: Forget girl!stories.
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Somehow, in the night, Marcus Flint had turned into a monkey.
V: Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle, so had Lee Jordan.
Melle: Oh GOD
Melle: STOP
Melle: I DO NOT WANT TO RUN WITH THAT IMAGE!
V: Bwahahahahahahaa
Melle: *runs with cissors instead*
V: Hahaha!
V: "What the hell?" said Marcus, but it came out more like a high-pitched whine-slash-squeak, and he was suddenly overcome with the urge to eat nits.
V: OKAY THE END
Melle: Not in MY head it isn't the end
Melle: In MY head, they're GROOMING on each other
V: HAHAHAHA
V: STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Melle: And I think I just permanently RUINED this pairing for myself
Melle: I need to post this in LJ just to share the pain
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Hand over the monkey crack, ladies.
[mops up Coke spewed over nits comment]
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This sounds like the late-night, after-hours adult Care of Magical Creatures class.
[shudders]
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Actually, maybe its a good thing its in your skull. Wouldn't want to get brain goo all over my shirt while hugging.
Question tho, would monkey!Lee have dreadlocks?
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wow. you two frighten me more than i scare myself.
this conversation made me laugh too fucking hard. could just be the weed, though. yet still.
wow.
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