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[bubosquared]

Melle: ... Could somebody please explain to me why the Slytherin Quidditch team is doing YMCA in my head?
Kristine: They're doing it because it amuses me. And if it amuses Kristine, it must be good.
(LJ entry and comment)

Your brain is very crafty. The next Martha Stewart, only without all the legal problems, and with a nice side order of perversions. :D
(Elfie; LJ comment)

AND! The MOST BRILLIANT typo EVER:

kat: That sucked.
Melle: ?
kat: Comp died.
kat: Blur screen of death.
(AIM)