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[bubosquared]

What's that you ask? Where my boy ois right now? Oh, he's in the Slytherin common room. On his knees. Giving his not-quite-boyfriend a blowjob.

*rubs temples*

Harry, just, please, for the love of glitter, please don't tell Dray what Justin wants you to tell him. Please. Not today.

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[no-pixie.livejournal.com]

::locks self in room, covers ears, rocks back and forth neurotically::

::after a few moments of this, wonders if she can take off House points for oral sex in the Common Room... or maybe give them...::

[parkinsonish.livejournal.com]

I'm sure this is more than enough reason to remove them, Millie.

I mean, really.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Jealous, Pansy?

[parkinsonish.livejournal.com]

Alas, no, neither Potter nor Malfoy are my types.

I'm thinking of the younger students here, Ms. Werkers. I somehow doubt that first or second years witnessing such a thing would come away anything other than scarred for life.

Tsk, tsk.

[andrush.livejournal.com]

Good for you Pansy!! *cheers*
That's the last thing I'd want my child seeing! I mean, honestly.

Now, me on the other hand... *leers at Harry and Draco*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I should never have kids. Because my kids would get slash read to them as bedtime stories.

[orla-quirk.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry too much about the first and second years. They were bound to find out about such things soon enough. Its not like people in the school are especially discreet...

Welcome to Hogwarts, check your incorruption at the door.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, Harry made Draco Malfoy weak at the knees, so I think he's deserved a few house points, no?

Draco, on the other hand, is in my bad books and could stand to lose a few.