malfoyseeker: Like I'd really offer myself to you. secretseekerHP: Why not? You've offered yourself to everyone else. malfoyseeker: :: stung:: What the hell would you know? secretseekerHP: **still writing, not looking at you** I hear rumours. malfoyseeker: I'm sure you have. And I'm equally sure that the flobberworm-brained Gryffindors you've heard them from made up every word. secretseekerHP: So you're saying you haven't been getting more action than the school brooms?
:g: carry on, I'm having far too much fun reading it. Oi! Harry! Remember, old enemies/rivals make fantastic shag-partners. Your example is over there. :gestures in the Marcus/Oliver direction:
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malfoyseeker: Like I'd really offer myself to you.
secretseekerHP: Why not? You've offered yourself to everyone else.
malfoyseeker: :: stung:: What the hell would you know?
secretseekerHP: **still writing, not looking at you** I hear rumours.
malfoyseeker: I'm sure you have. And I'm equally sure that the flobberworm-brained Gryffindors you've heard them from made up every word.
secretseekerHP: So you're saying you haven't been getting more action than the school brooms?
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Harry! QUIT LOOKING AT TERENCE'S GLITTERY HAIR AND SHINEY LIPS!
*dies again*
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Terence: *facepalms*
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He already is irrationally jealous of Adrian. Don't make him irrationally jealous of The Boy Who Lived as well.
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