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[bubosquared]

VIRGINIA WEASLEY!

Step away from the Slytherin Quidditch Captain this instant, young lady!

Are you listening to me?

NOW!

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[tonights.livejournal.com]

MELLE!

STOP IT! DON'T MAKE ME KILL HER. THAT BOY IS PROPERTY OF OLIVER WOOD.

And get on AIM, damn you!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I can't get on AIM, I'm at WORK! I'll get on AIM as soon as I get home. I promise.

And he's only sleeping with her as a revenge on Percy for stealing Oliver!

Except now he's calling her "Vixen". WTF, Marcus, you don't LIKE girls!

[ex-marvolo22.livejournal.com]

*surreptitiously ladles Skele-Gro down the throats of Melle's Marcus/Ginny bunnies*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, screw YOU!

*grumbles about evil bunnies and HET, ferchrissakes, I don't WRITE het, and for the love of god, Ginny, will you stop being such a wanton little SLUT?*

[asilvahalo.livejournal.com]

She is, innit she?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

She IS! And I LOVE her! Because she's all "Ooo, sex!" and she's SEXY and FUCK!

[asilvahalo.livejournal.com]

I'm over here, all "NO, GINNY! You can NOT bang all of your brothers!"

And then I pause, and think about it,

and realize that, hell, I would.

That Ginny, she wins every time.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah.

Me: "Virginia! Stop molesting Marcus!"
Ginny: "Oh, like you wouldn't do it if you had half a chance?"

And then I just have to give in, because she has a point.

[tonights.livejournal.com]

FUCKING HELL. NOW I HAVE A FUCKING MARCUS/GINNY DRABBLE ALL WRITTEN IN MY HEAD.

FUCK YOU. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU.

*SULK*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

GIMME!

NOW!