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[bubosquared]

... Marcus/Ginny? Brain, I hate you. I'm filing for divorce!

Edit:

Melle: Although Marcus and Oliver continued to appropriate all songs I was listenin to.
Fleur: Good on them. *pats the boys*
Melle: NOT good!
Melle: Bad
Fleur: Bad boys! *spanks them*
Melle: Yes! No making me CRY!
Fleur: *kicks them hard in the shins*
Melle: Oliver: "Ow!" **rubs shin**
Marcus: "Bitches!" **hugs Oliver, glares**
Fleur: Percy: **wibbles**
Melle: Melle: **kicks Percy in the shins**
Marcus: **grin**
Oliver: "Bitches!" **hugs Percy, attempts to glare, fails**
Fleur: Percy: **snogs Oliver**
Fleur: "Mmmm."
Melle: Marcus: **broods**
Fleur: Oliver: "What?"
Melle: Marcus: **broods some more**
Fleur: Oliver: **shrugs and snogs Percy some more**
Melle: Marcus: "Grmpf." **kicks things**
Fleur: Fleur: **restrains Marcus** "They're cute harmless Gryffindorks."
Melle: Marcus: "MY Oliver!"
Fleur: Oliver: **wibbles**
Melle: Marcus: **grabs Oliver and drags him off to the broomshed**
Fleur: Percy: **calmly casts a full body bind on Marcus and snogs Oliver**
Melle: Melle: **casts counter spell, body-binds Percy**
Fleur: Fleur: "Wtf? You're a squib."
Melle: Melle: "Amazing what OTP love will accomplish, hm?"
Fleur: Fleur: "True." **looks at Oliver and Marcus snogging. wails.**
Melle: Melle: **pushes Ginny towards Percy** "Here, go molest your brother."
Fleur: Oliver: "WHAT? But... how does that work?"
Melle: Marcus: "It's called incest, Oliver. And Weasley, I'm impressed. I thought you were such a goody two shoes."
Fleur: Percy: "But it's Ginny."
Fleur: Oliver: "!!!!"
Melle: Marcus: **pulls Oliver into his lap, settles in to watch the Weasleycest**
Fleur: Oliver: "Um, Marcus? I don't think I really want to watch this."
Melle: Marcus: **licks Oliver's neck** "Oh, live a little, will you? Just look at the pretty. All that red hair ...
Melle: "
Fleur: Oliver: "But... but... my Percy." **wibbles**
Melle: Marcus: "Oh, she'll share him. Won't you, Gin?"
Ginny: **grins** "Of course."
Fleur: Oliver: "Really?" **grins at Percy**
Melle: ((... Marcus? Stpo looking at Ginny like that!))
Fleur: Percy: "Marcus? You see something you like?"
Melle: Marcus: "I see plenty I like."
Fleur: Oliver: **smack**
Melle: Marcus: "Ow! What? You're one of those things, dammit!"
Fleur: Oliver: "Only thing."
Melle: Marcus: **growl** "If you gte to lust after a Weasley, so do I."
Melle: ((WTF? Marcus?You're GAY! No lusting after underage girls!"
Melle: ))
Fleur: Oliver: "Fine." **gets up and snogs Percy**
Melle: Marcus: **grabs Ginny** "Hello, little girl."
Fleur: Percy: "Don't hurt her, Marcus."
Melle: Ginny: **pouts**
Melle: (VIRGINIA WEASLEY!)
Fleur: Percy: "Ginny, don't pout."
Melle: Ginny: "But I *want* him to hurt me!"
Fleur: Percy: **horrified** "Ginny!"
Melle: Marcus: "Really, Weasley. You have sex with your sister, but you're scandalised she likes it rough. Tsk."
Fleur: Percy: "Well. It's not rough with me."
Fleur: Oliver: "Wtf? Yes, it is."
Melle: Marcus: **grin** "It's not rough if it doesn't leave bruises, Oliver."
Fleur: Oliver: "He does. He just knows spells to get rid of them."
Melle: Ginny: "What's the use of bruises if you're just going to get rid of them?"
Fleur: Oliver&Percy: **look at each other**
Percy: "Ginny, there is no point to bruises anyway. They're simply painful."
Melle: Marcus: **rolls eyes** "Don't mind them, Gin. They don't know what they're talking about."
Fleur: Percy: "Marcus, don't you dare touch her."
Melle: Marcus: "You get to touch my Oliver, I get to touch your sister. Besides, she likes it."
Fleur: Percy: "He's hardly your Oliver. He doesn't belong to anyone. He belongs with me. And I do not think Ginny likes it, or that she ever would."
Melle: Ginny: "Percy? Mind your own business." **grinds against Marcus**
Fleur: Percy: **gasps**
Melle: Marcus: **gasps, grabs Ginny's hips**
Fleur: Oliver: "Marcus."
Melle: Marcus: "What? You can have sex with a Weasley, but I can't?"
Fleur: Oliver: "Exactly."
Melle: Ginny: "That's hardly fair, Oliver. You got the poor boy all worked up, too." **slides hand over Marcus' crotch**
Melle: ((STOP ME!))
Fleur: ((I CAN'T!))
Melle: ((Well, TRY!))
Fleur: ((*throws you a rope*))
Melle: **grabs rope, tried to get off slippery slope to hell**
Fleur: **heaves on the rope**
Melle: **gets off slope** thank god


I'm never talking to my brain again.

Comments

[ex-shadowlig161.livejournal.com]

1) Ow.

2) *looks at music selection* Heh, heh, heh. You know you want that Axl/Hagrid, yo.

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

1) Please tell Marcus he likes BOYS, and should stay away from little redheaded girls named Virginia?

2) Go away. Or get on AIM and start encouraging my returned urge to write GnR slash.

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

Melle: **pushes Ginny towards Percy** "Here, go molest your brother."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dude, I had to DISTRACT Percy with SOMETHING!

[that_mireille]

I *really* want to know why my dealer doesn't get the really good crack.

Not, and I want to be perfectly clear on this, that I ever want my brain to generate Marcus/Ginny. I have limits.

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I have limits.

Lucky you.

Re:

[that_mireille]

Well. Obviously my brain rarely cares about my limits, but I have limits to what I'd volunteer for.

[tonights.livejournal.com]

I'm never talking to your brain again, either!

*wails and goes off to pet Marcus and remind him that if he's fucking a Weasley, it'll be PERCY, dammit!*

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Or at least one of the BOYS!

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Marcus: "Really, Weasley. You have sex with your sister, but you're scandalised she likes it rough. Tsk."

AHAHAHA. fantastic!