More special crack

[bubosquared]

Melle: gwthealmighty: ::narrows his eyes:: cute, lee. really. :rinks another gulp and laughs a little, nudging your shoulder:: come on, mate. i'll tell you all about the snog i had with justin finch-fletchly after i got back from your place the other night.
dreds4prez: **chokes** JUSTIN? Are you MAD? You don't go snogging Draco Malfoy's boyfriend! His father could have you killed!
Fleur: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Fleur: FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Melle: I AM!
Fleur: YOU FUCKING ARE, MAN! GOD! JESUS! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Melle: I AM JESUS, HEAR ME ROAR!
Fleur: ROAR FOR ME, JESUS!
Melle: Jesus: **ROAR**
Fleur: YOU ROAR SO WELL!
Melle: THAT'S BECAUSE I AM THE SON OF GOD!
Fleur: YOU ARE AND BOLE IS YOUR DADDY!
Melle: Jesus: "BOLE'S MY DADDY, BABY!"
Fleur: YOU KNOW IT! *spanks Jesus*
Melle: DO NOT SPANK THE MESSIAH!
Fleur: BOLE SAID I COULD!
Melle: CAN BOLE TURN WATER INTO WINE? CAN BOLE WALK ON WATER? CAN BOLE BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE? I THINK NOT!
Fleur: BOLE CAN HAVE YOU KILLED!
Melle: I AM JESUS! KILL ME YOU CANNOT!
Fleur: DRACO'S FATHER CAN HAVE YOU KILLED AND YOU KNOW IT, JESUS MY LAD!
Melle: YES, WELL-- I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I'm laughing too hard. This is going into LJ.

Edit: AND!

Fleur: Mireille thinks we're on the special crack, man. I don't think she meant it as a compliment.
Melle: Is tht like the special bus?
Fleur: Yeah, I think it might be. Bitch.
Melle: Whee! Private tour bus!
Fleur: YES! We can see ELVIS!
Melle: WHEEE!
Fleur: YAY!!!111!!
Melle: OMG We R SOOOOOOO COOL! I [hart] u!
Fleur: NO OMG WE R KEWLIEZ!!!1111!!! I [hart] u2~!!!!!11!!! 4eva!!!11!!!
Melle: FD+SW=4EVER!!111!!!

Comments

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

Stop stealing my schtick, bitches!

ps. VL <33333333333333333333333333333333333 SW and FD 4eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!!1111!!!! V <33333333333333333333333333333333333s us! EEEEEE!!!!11111!!!!

[that_mireille]

I did so mean it as a compliment. I was envious. My dealer just gives me the normal crack.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

OMG, well SHARE OUR CR4CK!