dreds4prez = me; oli_keeper_wood = Fleur

dreds4prez: Dear Der: I don't know if you've noticed this, but your fellow Beater is fucking LICKABLE. So get to it, dammit. Love, Melle.
oli_keeper_wood: I don't think Der has noticed. Shame, that. Bole's been puppydogging after him for years.
dreds4prez: That is SO cute!
dreds4prez: And Der is really thick, isn't he?
oli_keeper_wood: Yes. *kicks Der in the ankle*
dreds4prez: Der: Ow!
oli_keeper_wood: Der! Who the fuck's your Daddy?!
dreds4prez: Der: "... Um?"
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "My sons and daughters? Smack Der. Now."
dreds4prez: Melle&Fleur: **smack**
oli_keeper_wood: That's right.
dreds4prez: Der: "Ow! okay. Um. Bole's my ... I can't do this. Bole, you're a freak."
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "I am?" *wibbles*
dreds4prez: (I'm picturing Big Bad Dole, in Potions class, drawing RD and TB with harts around it. Socute!)
dreds4prez: Der: "Yes. You are."
oli_keeper_wood: (Socute! He so would, too, and he'd be wibbling and looking at the back of Der's face, and someone would ask him what it was and he'd just tip his cauldron on him.)
dreds4prez: (The BACK of Der's FACE?)

From: [identity profile] deepsix.livejournal.com


THE BACK OF HIS FACE!!

that = too fucking funny. me = insane, yes.

From: [identity profile] deepsix.livejournal.com


But it IS! Melle was c&p'ing to me and I just started laughing hysterically and I still haven't stopped.

And man, my icon cracks me up next to yours. Like I wasn't laughing hard enough already.

From: [identity profile] punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com


I know its a typo, but I just got a mental image of Bob Dole sitting in potions class and the kids next to him staring at him like "The hell?"

...Well I thought it was funny.

...And poor, poor, Melle keeps getting commented to death by me. I expect memebers of the Belgian Mafia to be knocking on my door any time now. (Because they were sent to have me "sleeping with the fishes" by their leader. Which happens to be you, I believe.)

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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Dole = Bole. Am the typo queen. Shut up. :p

And sadly, I'm not the leader of the Belgian Mafia, I am the Belgian Mafia.

From: [identity profile] punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com


Shut up. :p

::Sobs:: I don't know how!

And I knew it was a typo. Just the idea of HP!Bob Dole is an extremely amusing one.

Ah right, I forgot about that. Y'know, for a country that was once a colonial power, you'd think you'd at least have a mafia with more than one person. But I guess you'll just have to show up on my doorstep and kill me yourself. You have my adress.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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Bwahahaha! We were a colonial power because our king was given Congo and then made it public property.

*snicker* Colonial power. (I am, however, quite impressed that you know this. :)


From: [identity profile] punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com


Well, the only reason I actually remembered this was that when we were studying the Age of Imperalism in Africa, and I saw that Belgium had land there, I went "Hey! Dude! Belgium! Melle lives there!"

...And then one of my friends mentioned something about Belgium and waffles and I tried not to snicker.

...So yeah, the point of all this was supposed to be hurrah for ninth grade global studies. But we all know Kristine turns everything into a ramble. ::Eyeroll::
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