Quotes

[bubosquared]

Um. I just read 'member' as 'cucumber'.
(Tri; MSM)

This probably makes no sense, but. It's 12:44 AM and I'm Koda. That should be enough. ;)
(Koda; LJ comment)

First off, who the hell would want to watch OJ Simpson do anything, much less do it naked?
(Lucy; LJ)

JKR must have something planned for Draco. He has to be there for something other than being an annoyance to Harry & Co. They have homework for that.
(Molly; LJ)

Dude, some kid at work was reading COS this morning. I had to physically restrain myself from yelling "WHO'S YOUR DADDY!" I should stop terrorizing children.
(V; AIM)

Kym: I am DUMBLEDORE
Kym: I HOLD THE POWER!
Kym: *snort*
Mireille: Just remember. I doubt Dumbledore assigns any punishments involving public sex.
(AIM chat)

Catja: As if I needed any more proof that you've stolen my brain and are keeping it in a jar somewhere, prodding it for your own amusement.
Melle: She's got, like, a whole shelf with neatly labeled brains in jars. I think she's training them to jiggle in sync and perform for her or something.
Meryl: *grin* Meryl And Her Amazing Performing Stolen Brains. I'll take them on tour.
(LJ comments)

Melle: And what's going on with Bole?
Fleur: ... in regards to what?
Melle: What's Bole done now?
Melle: In. General?
Fleur: Bole has issues.
Fleur: He's fucking upset right now because he didn't realise Derrick would be upset over this whole debacle.
Fleur: Bole. Loves. Derrick. To. Bits.
Melle: WHY did he think that whole thing was a good idea? Jealous of Oliver for getting Marcus? (God, self, don't EVEN go there!)
Melle: !
Melle: Ohfuck, now I have to love THEM, TOO!
Fleur: He just hates Oliver because Oliver is Oliver and Marcus said Oliver hurt him.
Melle: ohman.
Melle: And the Love Squiggle just got MORE interesting.
Melle: Evil Love!
Melle: ... crap
(In which Fleur seals my fate; y!msgr)

Who's your Daddy?
That's right. Bole's your Daddy.
('Tarquinius Bole'; LJ)

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