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(Siria; LJ comment)
You are my cooking idol, yo. I look up to you for advice on being a gay icon and wearing an apron and cooking for the nation. Exactly like the way I look up to Lance.
(Fleur; y!msgr)
You have opened my eyes and shown me the light. Shining off Terence and Oliver's pants.
(Fleur; y!msgr)
Dude, I'm making an icon of myself. This is so much like masturbation. Only. Cleaner. And I still have my pants on. (Well. Actually...)
(Fleur; y!msgr)
And fuck me sideways with a chain saw, I do love Ter&Oli. THEIRLOVEISSOPLATONICANDFLAMEY!
(Melle; y!msgr)
Secondly, if you weren't so obsessed with hurling things (bludgers, Percy Weasley, etc) at my groin, there wouldn't be a problem.
('Oliver Wood'; LJ comment)
Melle: I feel like a perverted Grover. Gentle-rough. Clean-dirty. Slow-fast.
Beth: Ahahah! If I ever have kids, they'll read your slash instead of watching educational TV.
(AIM)
Melle: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Fleur: BOLE'S YOUR DADDY, BABY!
(First lines of a y!msgr convo)
Yo. I live to kill.
(Fleur, y!msgr)
Fleur: Bole wants it made clear that he wishes to smack Lee right now.
Melle: Lee: "NOW what'd I do?"
Fleur: Bole: You're a Gryffindor, and you're daring to still breathe.
Melle: Lee: "Can I just go ONE DAY without having a Slytherin go after my HEAD?"
(y!msgr)
Melle Terence Higgs:FLAME ON, HUMAN TORCH!
Fleur: Higgs/Lance Basss!
Fleur: It must be written!
Fleur: Except possibly with one less 's' in Lance's name
Fleur: and I just wrote 's' as ass.
Fleur: Nice.
(y!msgr)
Fleur<-: Either that or [Percy Weasley]'s going to save his family, a la Perceval of Arthur legends.
Melle: "Perceval." That has got to be the ninniest name I've ever heard
(y!msgr)
... we're bad for each other. In the best possible way.
(Fleur, to me; y!msgr)
You have ISSUES. Not kinks.
(Fleur, to me; y!msgr)
Why do people say "love to laugh" in personals? Like, are there people out there who really fucking hate it when you amuse them, dammit?
(Ang, IRC)
If my body's not my personal plaything, I want a refund.
(V, IRC)
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