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Rereading the chatlog with Fleur earlier. Um. We were perfectly normal (well, normal for us), and then Fleur linked to these pictures, and then we were reduced to capital letters, "FUCK!"s and exclamation marks.

We were impressingly incoherent.

(Note: I feel the need to point out that I, at least, was perfectly sober, not to mention at work throughout this whole thing. Also, somewhere halfway through this, we started using all sorts of fancy-coloured fonts and stuff. It wasn't pretty, man.)

Melle: << After the match... fuck the match... I found Oliver Wood. Found him outside of the Gryffindor Changerooms. I thought he was dead. He looked dead. He had blood all over his face.. his eyes were swollen shut.. his body was bruised from hex after hex. I ran over to him as fast as I could, searched for a pulse... you couldn't imagine my relief when I found the faint flutter of a heartbeat. >>
Melle: MARRY ME, TERENCE HIGGS! HAVE MY BABIES!
Fleur: Dude, you can HAVE his flaming babies. I'm having the children of a troll and I'm HAPPY.
Melle: And then our kids can play together and be best friends and wheeeeeee!
Melle: And Ter would have to do the pregnancy thing. He's got the hips. *grin*
Fleur: Oh, they could! It'd be adorable.
Fleur: Ter would love it. He could moan to Oli about his morning sickness.
Melle: Squee! Our future is all planned out.
Melle: !
Fleur: I have to make new icons for Oliver.
Melle: And Oli can, like. Be gothfather to all the kids. And have hot sex with Ter and Marc while we watch.
Fleur: Too damn right.
Melle: It'll be a happy little slasher commune!
Fleur: Mir can come visit and stuff. Surely.
Melle: Whee!
Fleur: Now excuse me: I WANT MARCUS. NOW.
Melle: ME TOO! AND TER! AND DRACO! AND FUCK ME!
Fleur: FUCK ME NOW!
Melle: FUCK!
Melle: FUCK, I should be WRITING! POLAR, not RANDOM SMUT! AND I CAN'T! BECAUSE THEY ATE MY BRAIN!
Fleur: BRAIN? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE IS ONLY SEX AND MARCUS FUCKING FLINT.
Melle: Marcus FUCKING FLINT? Now THERE'S an image!
Fleur: Oh for fuck's sake. Marcus/Flint?
Fleur: It'd be FUCKING HOT.
Melle: FUCK YEAH!
Fleur: http://the-leaky-cauldron.org/images/2002/06/cos/malfoyseeker2.jpg !!!!!!!!!!
Melle: <mlskfjsdlkfkj SNARL! EYEBROWS! BODY! FUCK.ME.NOW!
Melle: AND DRACO! ALL SERIOUS AND FUCK!
Fleur: Fucking FUCK Draco's fucking SHOULDER is fucking DIPPED and Marcus's FUCKING CHEST
Melle: And Draco's all EARNEST and SERIOUS becuase he has to PROVE to Marcus (and harry) that hes WORTH his place on the TEAM, and that he's NOT JSUT A SPOILT LITTLE BOY!
Melle: !
Fleur: Why the FUCK am I having FANTASIES of FLINT and ME?!
Melle: YOU and FLINT? HA! I'M having FANTASIES of MARCUS and DRACO and ME and FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CHAINSAW, I AM LUSTING! AFTER BLOKES!! AND ONE OF THEM IS FUCKING FOURTEEN!
Fleur: FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK! I. FUCK.
Melle: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Melle: FUCK!
Fleur: i FUCking. Fuck. I'm flaming over here because FUCK I WANT FLINT.
Melle: I WANT HIM! AND DRACO! AND FUCKING TERENCE FUCKING HIGGS AND HIS NON-EXISTENT FRECKLES AND FUCK ME WHY IS HE NOT IN COS?
Fleur: He FUCKING needs to be!
Melle: YES!
Fleur: FUCK YES.
Melle: !
Melle: klsqjfsldkfjnfrejzeisfjsdlkfjsmlgkfjqmsldfkj
Fleur: FLAME WITH ME BABY!
Melle: *FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES*
Fleur: OH FUCKING YES.
Melle: <= is going to go to hell, possibly several times over
Fleur: <= is so past caring as long as FLINT is there
Melle: ! Could NOT agree MORE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: And TERENCE! ANd OLIVER! And THEIRPLATONICANDFLAMEYLOVE!
Fleur: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have nothing to SAY But FUCK ! AND DRACO AND HARRY AND THEIR "I HATE YOU" LOVE WHICH IS SOTRUE!
Melle: Their LITTLE BOYCRUSHES! SOFUCKING TRUE!
Fleur: FUCKING true
Melle: FUCK!
Melle: And OH HELL: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=terencehiggs&itemid=8581&thread=91525#t91525
Fleur: FUCKING FUCK FUCK! THEIRLOVE!
Melle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: I WANT THEM SO MUCH!
Melle: I AM IMPLODING WITH ESTROGEN!
Fleur: fucking FUCK! SO DO I!
Fleur: ME TOOO!
Fleur: AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!
Melle: YES8 FUCK ME I THINK I JUST FUCKING OVULATED SEVERAL TIMES OVER!
Melle: THOSE FUCKERS HAVE RENDERED ME BARREN!
Melle: (Remind me to thank them, and Meryl, for that.)
Fleur: fucking FUCK FUCK FUCK! I FUCKING HOPE TERENCE IS NOT BARREN!
Fleur: (Right, okay.)
Melle: HE BETTER NOT BE!
Melle: TERENCE! ARE YOU BARREN?
Fleur: FUCKING HELL TERENCE DON'T BE BARREN!
Melle: *TXTs Meryl*
Melle: (In both our names, btw)
Melle: <<We're FUCKING STERILE because FUCKING FLINT and HIGGS and WOOD and GAH! FUCKING *HELL!* Thanks SO MUCH!>>
Fleur: (good!)
Fleur: Fucking TRUE!
Melle: FUCKING HELL!
Fleur: Fucking OLIVER just FUCKING uploaded NEW FUCKING ICONS
Melle: Dude, now LEE is asking me for icons! And he's trying to fucking BRIBE me by SITTING ON GEORGE'S LAP AND DOING THINGS WITH HIS TONGUE!
Fleur: HAVE YOU SEEN OLIVER'S FUCKING DEFAULT ICON?! "KISS THE KEEPER"?!?!?! He fucking FUCK. Taking FUCKING advantage of me!
Melle: Oh fuck IT!
Melle: "Aah"? "Ooh"? IS HE TRYING TO MAKE MARCUS MAD WITH UST?
Fleur: YES HE FUCKING APPARENTLY IS!
Fleur: AND I WANT MARCUS SO FUCKING BAD THAT IF OLIVER DOESN'T FUCKING SHAG HIM TONIGHT I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM BOTH
Melle: He DOES realise that Marcus is going to OFF HIMSELF with UNFULFILLED LUST, like, the FUCKING SECOND he SEES these, RIGHT?
Melle: And they CANNOT fucking SHAG, because THEY FUCKING BROKE UP, THE BITCHES!
Fleur: I FUCKING HOPE HE REALISES!
Fleur: THE FUCKING BITCHES! I WISH BOLE HAD KILLED THE STUPID FUCK, BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!
Melle: OH MY FUCKING GOD http://the-leaky-cauldron.org/images/2002/06/cos/malfoyduel2.jpg LIPS! l<ksqdfjlkqsfnjild;nj ;cnbj
Fleur: HE'S FUCKING DOING THAT AT HARRY!
Melle: Don't FUCKING REMIND ME!
Fleur: If you'll excuse me, I have to fucking KILL my fucking IDIOT of a character.
Melle: ! DON'T You'll BREAK poor Marcus' HEART!
Fleur: IF OLIVER WON'T FUCKING MAKE UP WITH HIM RIGHT NOW I WILL HAVE TO KILL HIM.
Melle: You FUCKERS TOLD me it was gonna take WEEKS!
Fleur: WE DIDN'T FUCKING EXPECT THIS DID WE!
Melle: Didn't expect WHAT? RANDOM ESTROGEN ATTACKS?
Fleur: FUCKING YES AND FUCKING FLINT BEING A FUCKING SEXY BITCH IN FUCKING RANDOM PICTURES AND FUCKING HELL OLIVER WOULD YOU FUCKING MAKE UP WITH HIM ALREADY?!
Melle: If they make up NOW they'll fucking NEVER LEARN TO REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER AND THEN THERE'LL JUST BE EVEN MORE ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!
Fleur: BUT I WANT TO FUCK FLINT!
Melle: SO RP SOMETHING THAT'S NOT CANON!
Melle: er. NOT LUMOS NOX CANON!
Fleur: MIREILLE'S CHAT PROGRAM ISN'T WORKING PROPERLY!
Melle: SO YOU COULDN'T FUCK FLINT ANYWAYç
Melle: FUCK ME!
Melle: ARGH!
Fleur: I FUCKING WANT HIM RIGHT NOW!
Melle: GO WRITE MORE TER/MARCUS! YOU CAN FUCK MARCUS THEN!
Fleur: I FUCKING CAN'T WRITE RIGHT NOW!
Melle: I CAN SEE THAT!
Melle: BUT YOU COULD RP? HA!
Fleur: IF I RP'D IT WOULD BE "::OLIVER WALKS IN AND GRABS FLINT AND SHOVES HIM UP AGAINST A WALL::"
Melle: AHAHAHA! VERY apt smiley!
Fleur: AHAHAHAHA! FUCKING HELL.
Melle: <qfksljlskdfnMYBRAIN!
Fleur: WHAT BRAIN?!
Melle: one THOSE FUCKERS just ATE!
Melle: AND WHY ARE YOU NOT IN BED?
Fleur: FUCKERS!
Fleur: I FUCKING SHOULD BE! FUCKING FITNESS TRAINING IN SIX FUCKING HOURS!
Melle: FUCKING GO FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUCKING IDIOTç
Fleur: FUCK! I FUCKING WILL. IT'S A FUCKING GOOD IDEA.
Fleur: GOODNIGHT! HAVE SEXY THOUGHTS!
Melle: NIGHT!

In other news, I am currently memorifying a whole slew of RPG entries so i can go reread them when I feel like it. Kill.me.now. Those fuckers have BROKEN me!

Oh, and you and you? I want any and all Ter&Oli logs you have. like, now. Those fuckers owe me a set of ovaries, man.

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