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[bubosquared]

Okay, America? No wonder nobody likes you, if you advertize your freedom with Aaron Freakin' Carter!
(Rae; LJ)

Wow. This entry was beyond random. This entry didn't only embrace randomness, it dated randomness, married randomness and made randomness pregnant. This entry and randomness are about to have little random babies.
(Andrea; LJ)

I really, really think people should stop pissing off the World's Greatest Scrabble Player.
(Fleur, re: Tom Riddle, aka Voldemort)

Britney Spears is just about as 'street' as George Dubya Bush is actually qualified to run a country.
(Bohemia)

Imagine there's this grizzly bear, right? And it's really hungry. And it's really grumpy because it's both hungry and sexually frustrated. Then imagine, standing beside this bear, there's this person (very handsome, shaggable person) with a stick (or a wand, or a broomstick). They start to poke this bear with the stick (or the wand or the broomstick). They poke it over and over. The grizzly bear growls, but the person takes no notice and happily keeps poking this grizzly bear with the stick (or the wand or the broomstick). The grizzly bear snaps his teeth, but the (very handsome, very shaggable) person doesn't take any notice, and keeps poking the grizzly bear. Do the math. What do you think will happen?
(Fleur; LJ)

Melle: Hermione Granger? Cutest girl in the world; I have a crush on a 12-yo. I'm going to hell. Save me a seat, people.
Edit: Same goes for Draco Malfoy. Oi.
Beth: Yes, I agree. Draco Malfoy is the cutest girl in the world. ;-p Cheap excuse to use this icon. Bwahahahaha!
Melle: Oh, shut UP! :p
Beth: Hey, don't complain. I give good goat, man.
(LJ entry and subsequent comments)

I need a "Go to hell, just follow me" shirt.
(Melle; LJ comment)

Melle: Welcome to the Jungle, man. 's All about Axl's porn hips.
Katie: Dude. Yes. Those hips rival even Jusitn's for their ability to do things that are not physically possible.
Melle: Mmmmm, pr0nhips. D'you think Justin and Axl ever met?
Katie: Your brain! It scares me. A lot. Because it just went right there. Not that I'm complaining.
Melle: Hee! Oh, come on, how could it not go there?
Katie: I'm just sayin', mine didn't. And I pride myself on my dirty mind. But you, your scary brain is just devoted to the slash. It's like. This is your brain [holds up brain] this is your brain on slash [holds up Melle's brain]. You see what I'm saying? I love it!
(LJ comments)

Melle: Could somebody please just shoot me? Not only is roughly half the Harry Potter world moving into my head, not only am I finding myself oddly charmed by the idea of Terence/George, not only do I have approximately 687 HP bunnies -- almost all involving Quidditch, not only have I been thwarted in my desire for Marcus/Oliver in the RP, not only that, but also...
I. Have. Bloody. Staying. Alive. In. My. Flippin'. Head. *kills self*
Kristine: And then Melle went insane and finally took over the planet and filled it with slashy goodness. Meaning all the pretty boys finally got together. And all was well. Theend.
...I may not be Miss Cleo, but judging by the fact you have "Stayin Alive" in your head, the insanity part is true. I am on crack, have a nice day.
(LJ entry and comment)