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[bubosquared]

I currently have six windows open:

• HP RP, where Lee really needs to make another entry;
• mIRC, in which Ang is eating people;
• Notepad, in which I wrote this:

  "If you keep moving, I'll never get this done."

  "But I'm bored."

  "I don't care," Sae answered, imitating the whiny voice Zarya had used. Zarya stuck out her tongue. "If you're not careful with that, I'll find better things for you to do with it."

  Oh yeah?" Zarya leered. "Like what?"

  "Um. Lick stamps?" They giggled.

  ;
• AIM window with Mireille, in which we talk about freaky HP pairings and stuff;
• WinAmp;
• LJ.

Edit so as to not smap friends pages with quotes:

I come back from work and my daughter's Jesus.
(Syl; LJ comment)

Oh, God. I just got a humor!fic plot bunny regarding slash about myself. Kill me now.
(Sam; LJ comment)

It's not kinky if other people know about it.
(Sam; LJ comment)

Zed: I really don't want to think about what sex based on the other geeky pastime that springs to mind. Warhammer. Obviously the use of an organ gun is out, but what would happen with a 20000 point army of elves?
Melle: They'd be licked! Duh.
(LJ comments conversation. Don't ask.)

- BABY KILLERS GO STRAIGHT TO SATAN UPON DEATH!
- Satan? Where's that, in Ohio?
(Conversation on talk.abortion)

* [Kris] hits the skybox
STOP TAUNTING ME WITH LIVING ON A PRAYER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HARDWARE.
(Kris; IRC)

I equate you with many things, and JuNi is one them. Goats is another.
(Beth, to me; AIM)

Leena: [reads LJ!comments in inbox] Ahahahahahahaha! "You don't have to be Posh to swallow Becks." No, really. AHAHAHAHAHA!
Melle: SosoSOfunny!
Leena: Can. Not. Stop. Laughing!
Melle: I KNOW!
cBut at least you're not readin this in the company of your COLLEGUES!
Leena: Ahahahaha!
Leena: Poor you. And by "poor you" I mean "Bwahahaha!"
(AIM conversation)

Melle: Help!
Tri: What?!
Melle: I have the bunny FROM HELL!
Tri: You say that about every bunny.
Melle: Because they all ARE from hell!
Tri: Such is the life of a writer, Mellie.
Tri: Tell me about the bunny.
Melle: My muse wants me to write Some Like It Hot!Timbertrick.
Tri: Okay, you *do* have The Bunny from Hell.
(More AIM madness)

Melle: And also, proof positive that football is, in fact, all about the touchy boylove: http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/en/xp/20020608/i/1678721078.jpg
Melle: Mr referee? They're an orgy on the field!
Tri: Shoddy orgy. They're not even naked!
Tri: Er, not that I want them to be, or anything. Really.
(Yup. AIM crack.)