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"Lord, please give us more toilet paper. The number of asses increases gradually."
(Zarah; LJ comment>)

If God and the Devil were to play a football game, I would be the field they played on. I rule all. </egotistical>
(Tri, MSM)

Feel free to yank any you want.
(Tri, MSM)

To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing its best to make you somebody else is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting.
(e.e. cummings)

I was unaware that Jesus was a flashlight.
(Me; AIM)

Sadly, my soul is vegetarian.
(Me, re: Chicken Soup for the Soul; AIM)

[Melle] made a punkslash improv thingy, which induced me to undergo a random wave of Pistols lust, and I'd squee, but I s'pose that'd be inapprop-- oh, dammit, squeeeee! (So much with the estrogen today. I'd better not be pregnant.)
(Zarya; LJ)

I'm having an Eighties Flashback. That's like an acid flashback, except without the fun.
(Me; IRC)

What do we want? Boysbands! How do we want 'em? Pantsless!
(Me; MSM)

If I knew listening to *NSYNC was all it took to worship the devil, I wouldn't have tried so hard...
(Eden; LJ comment)

- I hereby appoint myself Keeper of Steve's couch and Bill's sort-of virginity.
- Isn't a Keeper supposed to, well, keep things? As opposed to selling them (Bill's virginity) to the lowest bidder? ^_^
- *snerk* "Bill's virginity: the gift that keeps on giving!"
(Dara, me; LJ comments)

Everyone wishes they could be as gay as Lance. I mean, if you could bottle up Lance and spray him on Bush, the president would be bent over in the Oval Office and moaning as like, ... I can't even think of a queer enough ending to that metaphor. Something about dildos and thongs.
(Lise; The Horror)

<<Lance's cock was dangling between his girlfriend's lips while Justin claimed her pussy his.>>
- I claim this pussy in the name of Spain!
(Bad *NSync fanfic, Cathy; The Horror)

- That's it, man, I know why you can buy firearms in the States -- putting people like this out of our misery.
- See, the NRA should use that as their new motto - Guns. Kills bad fic writers dead.
(Lise, Cathy; The Horror)

<<He didn't want to get the smoke in the wrong throat and start to cough and make a complete fool of himself.>>
- You think one throat is for sucking cock?
- The wrong throat?
- I'm sitting here, watching time tick past me, and all of a sudden Sam has more than one throat.
(Bad X-Men/BSB fanfic, Lise, Cathy; The Horror)

<<Sam loved guys with sensible necks and ears, since he really found joy in sucking on them. >>
- What the hell? - For the love of Lance, make it stop, make it stop. - Are sensible necks comfortable on the feet? (Bad X-Men/BSB fanfic, Cathy, Lise; The Horror)

Every time Lise thinks about lye, she immediately thinks, 'Fight Club'. She wonders what Tyler Durdan would say about boybands.
(MST of a bad NKotB fanfic; The Horror)

<<Nick packed and is eating ice cream. >>
- .... Make a joke about gooey white stuff or something. I can't, I'm laughing too hard.
- Ummm...so this gooey white stuff walks into a bar...
(Babd popslash fanfic, Lise, Cathy; The Horror)

Cause sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken, though sticking friends' dicks up your butt does bring you dangerously close to making you a boyband member.
(Lise; The Horror)

- Nicky has some outstanding debts in the Truth or Dare department. Serious game, this ToD.
- His mom breaks kneecaps. No, really.
- Word to *his* mother.
(Lise, Cathy; The Horror)

Cathy and Lise do not *cough* condone drug use. Recreational drugs should not be used unless given to you by someone who's a doctor. Or dressed like a doctor. Or has a car.
(MST of a bad popslash fanfic; The Horror)

- He's a magnet for safety pins? Shouldn't he be dragging half the mosh pit around attached to his trousers, then?
- Tristessa pictures Johnny Rotten holding a magnet
- So...he's just walking through a crowd of drunk punks? Ha. Ha. Hahahaha!
- Yep. A nice summer stroll. With his magnet.
- His pet magnet.
(Zarya, Tristessa, Twi, Tristessa, Zarya; Lair of the Spork)

- Why are there spaces between opening quotation marks and the beginning of the dialogue?
- Stylistic device. Gives it that, um, spacey feel.
- Woo! I'm floating!
(Tri, Zarya, Tristessa; Lair of the Spork)

I should really be in bed

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<i><<Lance's cock was dangling between his girlfriend's lips while Justin claimed her pussy his.>>
- I claim this pussy in the name of Spain!
(Bad *NSync fanfic, Cathy; The Horror)</i>

AHAHAHAHA! Water, all over my arm (raised in order to protect the keyboard.)