An evening in the life of Melle

[bubosquared]

Tonight, I cooked. And then I ate. And then Ioitered around for a few hours. I ate a litre of chocolate mousse. By myself. In the space of about three hours. Watched the MTV Movie Awards. Drooled over Kelly Osbourne. Stared at Winona Rider's breasts. (Dude, she was liftingthem! It was kinda hard not to stare!) Wished more blokes would wear eyeliner on worldwide TV. (Ewan McGregor, I love you!) Currently, I'm alterating between reading Tomato Nation, watching In the Heat Of the Night (I love you too, Mr Poitier!) and some movie called The Rape of Richard Beck, which, as you've probably guessed, is about one Richard Beck, a cop, being raped. Richard Beck is played by Richard Crenna, whom I have this weird Thing for. I've had the pleasure of seeing him play a Dad earlier today, so it's kinda weird to see him in this role.

... And this, ladies and gents, is why I'll never get the whole "gay lifestyle" concept. If I even have a lifestyle, oit's the Single Nerd one.

Edit: Dude, this woman on ItHotN? Has the pointiest breasts ever. Seriously. WTF?

Comments

RE: The woman

[coneyislandbaby]

It's probably her bra. In the 50s/60s they had these really weirdly stitched bras in America (and Australia - my mum told me about them *g*) that made your breasts look like the end of a rocket.

And ditto to the rest.

Re: RE: The woman

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

That would be it. Thanks. I was just sitting there staring and thinking "WTF? WTFF?" because these breasts put Madonna to shame. Ew.

Re: RE: The woman

[coneyislandbaby]

NP. And that's exactly it. That's what I read the costume Madonna had was based on, kind of. But I think it was exaggerated - though from what you're saying not by all that much.