An evening in the life of Melle

[bubosquared]

Tonight, I cooked. And then I ate. And then Ioitered around for a few hours. I ate a litre of chocolate mousse. By myself. In the space of about three hours. Watched the MTV Movie Awards. Drooled over Kelly Osbourne. Stared at Winona Rider's breasts. (Dude, she was liftingthem! It was kinda hard not to stare!) Wished more blokes would wear eyeliner on worldwide TV. (Ewan McGregor, I love you!) Currently, I'm alterating between reading Tomato Nation, watching In the Heat Of the Night (I love you too, Mr Poitier!) and some movie called The Rape of Richard Beck, which, as you've probably guessed, is about one Richard Beck, a cop, being raped. Richard Beck is played by Richard Crenna, whom I have this weird Thing for. I've had the pleasure of seeing him play a Dad earlier today, so it's kinda weird to see him in this role.

... And this, ladies and gents, is why I'll never get the whole "gay lifestyle" concept. If I even have a lifestyle, oit's the Single Nerd one.

Edit: Dude, this woman on ItHotN? Has the pointiest breasts ever. Seriously. WTF?

Comments

[darksong.livejournal.com]

Kelly Osbourne: yes.

(Was going to make some long post about how I think it's super cool there's a teenage girl that resembles the way a lot of teenage girls actually look [in other words, she doesn't weigh two pounds] but is still considered to be very awesome and interesting, but then I didn't have the energy).

Boys in eyeliner: OH YES.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, seriously, this is the kind of girl I fancy. She's got a body, she's got attitude, she's got a voice, she's got a little brother who stands up to film her with a camcorder during an awards show, despite it beng filmed by about a gazillion cameras anyway. She's got style. I love her. I want more teenaged girls to be like her, for the very selfish reason of gteting some goddamn eye candy for a change. :)

And the same goes for boys wearing eyeliner and nail varnish. (And I'm glad to say neither of my brothers are strangers to nail varnish.)

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

ewan and kelly both seem incredibly comfortable in their skin. and kelly's just so gd fun to watch. hats off to jack, who earned infinite cool points for demonstrating his loyalty.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yes! I saw him stand up to film her, and I was all "Eee! Cute!"

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

someone told me he cried while she was performing. and mtv showed a pic of the two on the red carpet w/the caption 'before they tore eachother apart' ...huh? i don't know who to believe. i'd prefer the former. if he did, in fact cry, then i must send him a marriage proposal. immediately.