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femgeek: MTB crashed my computer!
PvtScully: mtb??
femgeek: Making the Band. I looked away for two seconds, saw Ashley Angel, screamed in horror, and looked backto see my puter'd restarted on its own!
PvtScully: AHAH
PvtScully: oh man, ashely
PvtScully: ashley
PvtScully: dork-o-rama
femgeek: I can't watch this. I keep slapping myself in the face to dull the pain. Also, Lou perlman makes me want to hurl.
PvtScully: *snerk* you want to watch it!
PvtScully: it's addictive!
PvtScully: ashley gets you addicted, i swear
femgeek: It's SO WRONG! Im hurting myself to dull the pain, yet I cannot stop watching iiit!
PvtScully: see, you can'rt
PvtScully: that's what happens
PvtScully: it sucks you in
femgeek: My BRAIN! Lou Perlman is sucking out my SOUL with each second of this show, and THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO!
PvtScully: HEE!!
femgeek: This is so. All. Sil's. Fault.
PvtScully: She does that to a person.
PvtScully: She's made me like Eminem
femgeek: But that's a good thig and hey, brain, why are Ashley Angel and Em making out in my head?
PvtScully: pause ponder pause ponder oh. uhm. help?
femgeek: SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WACH THIS SHOW! IT SUCKS OUT MY SOOOOUUUUUULLLL!
PvtScully: *giggles helplessly*
PvtScully: Also, I can't see the Nelly/Justin. I can't.
femgeek: *stabs head*
Head: *continiues to send evil images nonetheless*
PvtScully: Yo, I want Ashley/Lance fic.
femgeek: Oi.
PvtScully: Yesd
PvtScully: yes
femgeek: Okay, help. I'm tryig to find the TWP recap of this ep. There's still eight of them, and they're just getting dance lessons. Help?
PvtScully: I have no clue!!
femgeek: Bitch! :p
femgeek: ha. Found it. Am now bettter.
PvtScully: yay
femgeek: WHY is there a GROWN MAN CRYING on my TV, because he has to change THE WAY HE DANCES?
PvtScully: that's what possibility of fame does to you, dear!!
femgeek: *stabs head, scracthes out eyes, soibs in relief as MTB is finally over*
PvtScully: heeee!
PvtScully: watch, there will be more just to destroy you
femgeek: *thumbs through tv program*ha! not until next week at least.

Comments

[tavella.livejournal.com]

It's not quite Ashley/Lance, but if you haven't read Silvia's Crush (http://www.waxjism.net/burymedeep/crush.html) yet, Ashley and Erik run into Lance at a party. Funny as hell.

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

Yup, read it, it's great.

I had an Ashley/Lance bunny, once upon a time, but people talked me out of it.