Oi! Shrub!

[bubosquared]

If you wanna fuck your own country twice over, that's one thing; I'm sure there's plenty of Americans more than willing to kick your puny little ass. But you do not, under any circumstance, park your nukes in my back yard! Yeah, they're already there, I know. So get them the fuck outta there, instead of announcing you're gonna keep them there until halfway through the fucking century!

Motherfucker. I'd like to see him react to Belgium placing a shitload of nukes right smack in the middle of NYC. And that is not a flawed analogy, folks. If these things blow up, my entire country's going bye-bye. Eleven million people. Probably more. Assholes. Forget African and East-European refugees, let's try and keep the Americans out for a change!

Also, What Louis Michel said. [L.M.: our Minister of Foreign Affairs. He rocks.] Stick to the fucking Kyoto treaty, you fucker! You have no right to go mess with the whole planet just cause you think economy's more important. The economy will collapse if people get too ill from air pollution, you know? Kee-rist!

*deep calming breath*

The above was brought to you by a build-up of anger and annoyances. I don't dislike all Americans. In fact, I've liked most Americans I've ever met. I'm just of the humble opinion that your current government sucks bunnies. Anyone wanna start a fund to kill off Dubya?

Comments

The Shrub.

[katari.livejournal.com]

Shrub, I must say, sucks dead bunnies through a straw.

I'm not American. I'm a misplaced Italian. I swear.

Re: The Shrub.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Augh. Must get more sleep. Must stop picturing things literally. Gah.

[kkscatnip.livejournal.com]

a couple friends and i IRL figured out that we would only have to kill 4 people to get to someone democrat ..(ie: republicans care more about the economy.. demos dont. im demo. i like my world. fuck the economy.)

anyway. we simply push strom thermon down some stairs and get a democat senate majority, then knock off bush. after that, we wait for cheney to have a heart attack and simply dont -do- anything. let him die. call it mercy killing... next, we knock off the secretary of state (and since it isnt madaline albright anymore, i dont know who it is and dont care).. and then, we have a democrat president! (because from what i remember, in line after sec of state is senate majority leader)... i did have it planned knocking out people until i got to the democrat in bush's cabinet, but pushing strom down some stairs is -so- much easier.

*evil grin*

wanna help?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm in! I'm in, I'm in, I'm in! Just give the word, oh Glorious Leader.

[darthneko.livejournal.com]

I've been firmly of the opinion the big B needed to be assasinated before he was ever sworn in. Why couldn't some kind soul have knocked off both the big contenders and their running mates, and then we could have elected someone who actually would have done the job?? v_V''

(Yeah, three guesses, who I *didn't* vote for...)

[zero3kid.livejournal.com]

For the next four years, I will be ashamed to be an American. I know, it's nothing wrong with me, and besides, I didn't pick that asshole anyway...but jeezus, I didn't know he was gonna fuck up like this.

I'll contribute to your fund! And if he starts a war, I'll hire the mercenary to kill him myself!

Fucker.

[johnthetiger.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of Americans,
I'm afraid of the world,
I'm afraid I can't help it...
-David Bowie and NIN

I don't like most Americans I've ever met and I live here for chrissakes.