Drabble. The Simpsons. Bart/Milhouse. Please direct all blame to
synicism.
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Bart kicked at a pebble. "I'm bored."
"Me too," Milhouse sighed.
"Let's make out," Bart suggested.
"What?" Milhouse looked at him in complete, utter shock. "But Bart, we're boys. We're not supposed to make out with each other. It's It's not normal!"
"So? When have I ever done something normal? Normal is boring."
Milhouse wasn't convinved. "My parents will kill me."
"Well, duh, Milhouse, the whole point is to shock people." Bart rolled his eyes. Sometimes his friend could be so stupid.
"Oh. Okay, then." So Bart leaned in and touched his lips to Milhouse's, and closed his eyes.
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*stare*
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*giggle* more, if you feel so inspired? i think... i like that. *G*
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<- has been slashing those two in her head for years!
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As long as we keep Maude out of it, okay.
And. What about Bart/Nelson? Mmmmm....slash.
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(Are you on AIM, btw?)
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But, why not? Temptation is good. We enjoy it. ;)
Not on AIM at work. Meh.
But I check my email and LJ approximately every five seconds, so if you need anything it's a very reliable way to get in touch with me.
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