Drabble. The Simpsons. Bart/Milhouse. Please direct all blame to [livejournal.com profile] synicism.


Bart kicked at a pebble. "I'm bored."

"Me too," Milhouse sighed.

"Let's make out," Bart suggested.

"What?" Milhouse looked at him in complete, utter shock. "But Bart, we're boys. We're not supposed to make out with each other. It's … It's not normal!"

"So? When have I ever done something normal? Normal is boring."

Milhouse wasn't convinved. "My parents will kill me."

"Well, duh, Milhouse, the whole point is to shock people." Bart rolled his eyes. Sometimes his friend could be so stupid.

"Oh. Okay, then." So Bart leaned in and touched his lips to Milhouse's, and closed his eyes.

From: [identity profile] pelicanzed.livejournal.com


Heheh. I've been wanting to write Simpsons slash for ages. (Homer / Ned, probably.) Have you seen that Bart / Principal Skinner slash story that's kicking about somewhere? It's really good.

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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Sadly enough, I believe I have. Which just goes to show my RareSlashdar is still very much active. Le sigh.

From: [identity profile] kkscatnip.livejournal.com


*stare*

....

*stare*

...

*giggle* more, if you feel so inspired? i think... i like that. *G*

From: [identity profile] silviakundera.livejournal.com


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

<- has been slashing those two in her head for years!

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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Me tooooo! BUt why did I have to be the one to give in and write it? WHY?

From: [identity profile] likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com


Have I ever told you that I love your scary, scary brain? Hee. Milhouse!

From: [identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com

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No, see, this is from the *normal* part of my brain. The scary part is muttering things about a Ned/Homer/Marge threesome.

From: [identity profile] likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com

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ahahahahaha. Well, then.

As long as we keep Maude out of it, okay.

And. What about Bart/Nelson? Mmmmm....slash.

From: [identity profile] likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com

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Don't. Tempt. Me!

But, why not? Temptation is good. We enjoy it. ;)

Not on AIM at work. Meh.

But I check my email and LJ approximately every five seconds, so if you need anything it's a very reliable way to get in touch with me.
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