Musiverse entry

[bubosquared]

Cast

Chris, Justin, Nick Carter, AJ, Kevin, Joey, Brian: Boybanders.
James: Hetfield, lead singer of Metallica.
Em: Eminem.

Sean, Nick (not Carter), Jesse: From Strange Love
Silver: From Ebony and Silver, explanation here.

Melle: *pokes the muses* Would one of you assholes talk to me already? I'm ready to write again. Sin is written, edited and posted, and I want to get started on something new!
Muses: *collective silence*
Melle: Bitches!

[Some time later]

Chris: I'm bored.
Justin: Me too.
Nick Carter: Yeah.
Justin: Let's go play with guns!
Chris: Ooh! Good idea! I get to be all Tough and Wise!
Nick: Why do I have to be an "artist" in this, anyway? I wanna play with guns, too!
Chris: You want to be one of the "dark" characters? Have you forgotten what she did in Sin? You do realise this is going to be Sin: The Cop's Version, right?
Justin: Now, Chris, you don't know that. She's planning a happy ending. *leers at Nick*
Nick: A happy ending of the threesome variety. *leers at Chris*
Chris: ... *blink* *swallow* Is it me, or is it hot in here?
Nick&Justin: *grin*
Chris: Stop trying to derail my train of thought, Infants! My point is, this is going to be a slightly less dark version of Sin, and Carter, you do not want to get involved in this any more than you have to.
Justin: He's got a point, there, Nick. I mean, I've been through Sin, and I got out relatively okay. I don't think James is ever talking to her again.
James: (voice from afar) I'm dead! And blind! And castrated! She'll have to do some serious pleading or I'll just stay mute as well!
Em: (voice from afar, other direction) That can be arranged!
Justin: Come on, guys, get over i-
Em&James: YOU SHUT UP!
Chris: I don't think they're over it yet, Just.

[Meanwhile, in another room of the musespace]

Melle: Right. Anyone care to come and talk to me?
Sean: Don't look at me, it's Nick's turn.
Nick: Wha? Oh, me?
Melle: Yes, you, drummer boy. Who else?
Nick: Well, it's not like I'm the only Nick in your head. Not even the only Nick who plays drums.
Melle: Oh, put a sock in it. You know coming in that my muses are abudant. Deal with it.
Jesse: The abundance I can handle. It's the kind of muses ... *points at a room labeled "Things I Did Not Think"*
Melle: Er. Well.
Silver: Dude, even I'm afraid to go in there.
Melle: Hey! Look who's back. Wanna sit down and discuss whether you want this to be prose, script or something els- Did you just say "dude"?
Silver: Um. *slinks off into the shadows*
Melle: *fumes, stalks off towards the fanfic room again.*

[Fanfic room]

Melle: Okay, which one of you bints broke the "no mingling" rule?
Muses: *silence*
Melle: Don't fuck with me, I know someone's been hanging out with Silver. Sil! Of all people! Sean or Nick or Jesse I could understand, they're musicians, but Sil? BITCHES!
Kevin: *shoves AJ forward* I think this is your guy. I saw him talking to some strange blonde guy yesterday.
Melle: *rubs temples* Thank you, Kevin, I'm glad someone in here cooperates with me. *pause, blink* Wait, when did you move in?
Kevin: AJ and Nick invited me over for an orgy.
Melle: *blinkblinkblinkstare*
AJ: *takes advantage of Melle's distraction and sneaks off*
Melle: *blink* Hey! Dammit. Now where'd he go?
Kevin: I think I saw him disappear into Room Four. Joey and Brian, I think.
Melle: Ooh.
Kevin: I'll go take pictures. *wanders off*
Melle: Note to self: Keep him around.

[Some time later, Centrall Hall]

Melle: *gets on soapbox* RIGHT! I want everyone on ly current bunny list in here, STAT!
Muses: *gather*
Melle: Thank you. Now. We are going to determine what the fuck I'm going to write next, and no one is leaving this hall until we have.
Muses: *muttergrumble*
Melle: Oh, shut up. Let's see. 'm not in a fantasy mood, so the Shintaid is out for now. Nick! You wanna talk to me?
Nick: Eh. Maybe.
Melle: Yeah, thanks, sticks-boy. Fuckers. *eyes bunny list* E&S ... Sil?
Kevin: I wouldn't look, if I were you. He's making out with AJ.
Melle: *groan* Moving on! Harry? Draco?
Harry&Draco: *giggle, don't notice Melle, continue to act like couple of fluff bunnies*
Melle: I hate you all! *pause* Except you, Kev. You're nice. Sigh. *consults list* I refuse to start the IRA AU right after Sin, and the NYPDSync AU, much as I'd love to get it done before afrikate leaves the country, is a bit too involved right now as well. Hm. Maybe I can do a College AU story. You guys up for that?
Chris, Joey, Justin, Lance, JC: *shrug* Sure.
Melle: Hallelujah.
Nick: *pout* Why am I not in this story?
Melle: *whimper*
Kevin: I'll take care of him.
Melle: Thank you. You are an angel, and if there's anything you want, please feel free to ask.
Kevin: Well, actually ...
Melle: Yes?
Kevin: Didn't you have a me/James bunny at one point?
Melle: Hm, good idea. That might actually make him stop whining at me. Mr Richardson, you've got yourself a deal.
Kevin: Cool. *pulls Nick towards Room 3*
Melle: *gathers *NSync muses, shoos them towards the Main Room*
Other muses: *scatter to respective rooms*
AJ&Silver: *make out in a corner*
James&Em: *continue to glare at each other across the room*

Comments

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Your muses are just so active.

And yay! College AU!

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a good thing ...

And I wish they'd be more active in the actual story-sense! I have enough bunnies! I need to actually WRITE some of them! *shakes fist at the muses*

BITCHES! All of them. Except Kevin. *pets Kevin*
Kevin: *purr*
Er. o_O

Ignore that.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

*squee!* Kevin/James!

*bouncebouncebouncebounce!*

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I'm thinking it'd go along these lines:

Kevin: *shoves James against wall, dishevel, grope*
James: *grope, grope, sex*

Melle: Oooooh!
ChrisPuppet: Popcorn? *popcorns*

Dude, I (heart) you.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Ooo, pardon me while I thunk.

*thunk*

[synicism.livejournal.com]

*squee!* Kevin/James!

*bouncebouncebouncebounce!*