No Longer A Pedophile Countdown: 169 days
And in today's news ...
... In the USA, thousands of people are still dead, their families still mourning.
... In Africa, national debts continue to rise, children are being kidnapped and used as child soldiers or as whores breeding more child soldier who will go off into battle as young as five years old.
... In the Near East, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has claimed over a thousand deaths in the past seventeen months.
... In Northern Ireland, Unionists and Nationalists have yet to reach an agreement.
... In Belgium, the Senate discared a proposal for a law allowing non-EU immigrants the right to vote for city councils.
... All over the world, people continue to slaughter each other for love of money, in the name of religion, race, or power, or just for fucking fun.
Could someone please stop the world? I'd like to get off now. *sigh* I think I misplaced my love of humanity somewhere during the night. I suspect my cat has stolen it.
<insert coffee, amusing if surreal talk about chewing gum with collegue, and reading of friends page here>
Okay, I'm feeling better now. Thanks to Anna for the lotrips hand-holding picture (gnuh?) and to Lucyfor cracking me up and making me goo. When the Glorious Revolution comes, you will be paid to entertain us all with photocards and Justin. I have decreed it. Thus it was written, thus it will be done. (I think I'm getting the Sims get to my head. Woooo baby, yeah! I Am the Lord! Well, Lordess. (I'm so not a Lady.))
ChrisPuppet: "Boo."
Melle: "Hey. Where've you been lately?"
ChrisPuppet: *innocent look*
Melle: "I don't want to know. My life is disturbed enough without puppetslash."
ChrisPuppet: "... "
Melle: "What?"
ChrisPuppet: "You slashed the Loony Tunes."
Melle: "Shut up."
ChrisPuppet: "You want to slash Bert and Ernie."
Melle: "... It's not slash if it's canon!"
ChrisPuppet: *sits on Melle's shoulder* "Near!" *runs to the furthest corner* "Far!" *hides under the table* "Gone!" *sits on Melle's hand* "Not gone!"
Melle: Heee. You're such a cutie."
Brilliant. Now I'm depressed and easily amused. This does not bode well.
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