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Human Virus Scanner

Viruses you suffer from, plus known cures:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. (Er, yes. *cough*)

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears. (Ears? What ears? *innocent look*)

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. (One day, I will master this!)

Politics
Stop caring! (Actually, good advice, that. )

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. (I'm not even gonna comment on this. <g>)

Viruses I might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! (Muh?)

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. (See Open Source comment.)

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] (I'm going to blame this on the fact that I've been brainwashed. There is no other explanation! Britannia does rules the waves!)

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. (Hey! I like folk!)

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) (Er, yes. My Christianity is not a secret, I trust?)

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. (This one just baffles me.)

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. (... Me?)

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. (I play the Sims! That's all! Well, and some racing games. But mostly I've just been infected by my brother.)

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. (If you'd have known me at fourteen, you'd understand why this is hilarious.)

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button. (I don't like Macs!)

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. (On the other hand, at least I can punctuate. :p)

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