Have achieved Ze Death. Yay me! And I know where i'm going with the rest of this story, and vaguely with the remaingin two stories. So, I can now safely ask: anyone care to beta? I need to have checked: characterisation of Justin, Joey, Metallica, Eminem, and Fred Durst; grammar and spelling and style; plot; and whether it's actually angtsy or if I'm deluding myself, here.
Apply for any or all of these tasks in comment. :)
(Edit: Gluttony is done! All of it! In one evening! I so rock!)