See, we're kind of scared they've forgotten all about us here in Europe. And we really, really, really want to see them. Anywhere in Europe is fine with us. We're willing to drive to Russia (well, she'd drive, I'd sit around being pretty ^_^) if need be. BUt that requires them actually coming here! Which is where you lot come in.
Signs. They can say whatever you want. "Don't forget you have fans in Europe, too!" "Remember your roots!" "European ovaries need you, Chris!" Anything. Displayed prominently on what would hopefully be the majority of the concerts on this leg (because *NSlashers are everywhere!), they may make an impact. Or at least make them think.
Please, people? If this works, I'll. Um. Bake cookies for everyone! Or something.
(Edit: Oh yeah, also? Spread the word? :)