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femgeek: So help me with the plotting!
Bebisla: But I don't know the plot. Just sexy boys with guns. And possible undercoverness.
femgeek: Okay, so just help me figure out who's who. Lance would be the chief, yes?
Bebisla: Definitely. Lance is always in charge.
Bebisla: Justin should go undercover, and Chris should be like, the guy in the car that listens to the wire. And Justin would
get found out and Chris would have to run and then. Gunfire!
femgeek: Exactly. And Joey and Chris have both been in the corps for ages, and never really made any promotions, but they like it this way, they prefer to stay normal
"suits" -- I'm thinking kinda like Homicide/L&O:SVU, here.
femgeek: Oooh!
femgeek: Yeah, cause Justin's a newbie, all coky and shit.
Bebisla: Yes, Joey is totally a uniformed officer.
Bebisla: Right! He thinks he's hot shit.
Bebisla: JC looks total cop in this picture. It's kinda weird, because usually, he's so not. But.
Bebisla: I think, maybe, JC should be the new guy. Not new to the job, but new to the precinct.
femgeek: Yeah, and his last partner (... AJ?) got killed, which is why Justin is now his partner, but Justin kinda prefers to work with Chris, so JC partners with Joey
now.
femgeek: Or that! Could totall work, too!
Bebisla: And Justin would be new to the job, but he's been there for maybe a couple of months.
Bebisla: Eee! Yes, Joey totally lost a partner!
femgeek: Mmmm, yes.
femgeek: Andandand their first case would be the murder of a Ms Britney Jean Spears!
Bebisla: EEEEEEE!
Bebisla: Yesyes!
femgeek: And I already know who did it, because I'm petty and predictible and weird.
femgeek: LOU!!!!
Bebisla: AH! Yes, he so totally did!
Bebisla: But he didn't do it, he paid to have it done.
Bebisla: Because Lou doesn't do the dirty work.
femgeek: **giggle** And Joey knows from the start, but they have to gather evidence. Because then I can have joey be all wise and
mentor-ish to Justin, all "When you've done this job for a while, you develop a gut instinct, kid."
femgeek: Also, they should smoke. because that's hot.
Bebisla: Yes!
Bebisla: There should be smoking. A lot of.
Bebisla: But Lance doesn't get much of a storyline. Hmm.
femgeek: And Justin doesnt smoke when he starts at the precinct, because it'll make him run slower or whatever, but everyone else
smokes, and they say that once he's been there a while, he'll understand why. And then he does. And he bums a smoke off Chris, and
Joey says "That shit'll kill you, you know."
femgeek: Lance can be what he always is in my NSync stories: my Mary Sue.
Bebisla: *giggles*
Bebisla: I think Lance should have someone at home, though. That he could talk to on the phone during work at stuff.
femgeek: Brain!
femgeek: Um.
femgeek: Or Kevin?
Bebisla: Oooh. I have a weakness for Kevin.
Bebisla: Brian/Lance is too. Blonde.
Bebisla: Kevin/Lance is sexy!
Bebisla: Rrr.
femgeek: But I like Brian! (Not brain. Brian. Yes, self.)
femgeek: And argh, if this is gonna be a crossover, I want JuNi! but Timbertrick! but JuNi!
femgeek: **runs around in dillemma**
Bebisla: Timbertricknick?
femgeek: **dies**
Bebisla: *giggles*
femgeek: Hey, I liked that brain, dammit!
Bebisla: Chris and the two babies!
femgeek: Oooh, yes. Nick could be Justin's artist boyfriend, andthen Justin goes and falls in love with Chris and they invite hmi into
their bed and eeeee!
femgeek: **cough**
Bebisla: And he would teach them, and they'd be all cute and Justin would pretend he knew everything, and Nick would be
shy and hesitant and nervous, and Chris would mock them both!
Bebisla: And then make sweet passionate love to them. Whee!
Bebisla: Yesyes!
Bebisla: I love artist!Nick!!
femgeek: Or have them teach him everything!
Bebisla: EEEEEE!!
femgeek: Because Chris hasn't ever been in love with a guy before, or at least never acted on it, or maybe just a couple of times with
joey, but that doesn't count because it was in tha post-assignment adrenalin-haze, and eee!
Bebisla: AH! ilovethisbunnysomuch!
femgeek: Metoooooo!
femgeek: Okay, so we have Lance/Kevin, TimberTrickNick, what about Joey and JC?
Bebisla: And Chris has problems trusting people anyway, so it's reallyreally hard for him to let himself care for them at all,
but they're BOYS and there are TWO of them!
femgeek: And they're so beautiful, and Justin's a cop too, so he understands, but he's also always there, always in danger!
Bebisla: Well, if you're crossing over, you could stick the other boys in there, too. AJ's dead *whimper* so Brian and
Howie could have them. But I'm sooo much with the JoeC.
Bebisla: Yes, and it's so scary for Chris and he wants to ask Justin to quit, and he wants to go on every assignment with him,
but he can't because it wouldn't be fair.
femgeek: And Nickjust doesn't know what it's like, but he's so sweet andandand.
Bebisla: And he feels left out sometimes!
femgeek: Hm. Maybe we could kill off Howie? Or have Howie be Chris' old partner and then kill him off. Because I hart me some
AJoey. And JC can have Brain, I suppose.
Bebisla: Eww. Brian should have to loving.
Bebisla: <== is anti-Brian.
Bebisla: But Brian can't be a cop.
Bebisla: Kevin and Lance can have locked office desk sex!
femgeek: Hey! No dissing my hot Christian boy!
femgeek: O_O
<= dead
Bebisla: But he's sooo boooring!
Bebisla: *giggles*
Bebisla: Brian!
Bebisla: Oh, Brian can be a civillian, like a witness!
femgeek: Okay, okay, how about ... AJoey, and Brain just hangs around with Nick, cause they're friends.
Bebisla: And he's terrified of Lou and he doesn't want to tell them what he knows!
femgeek: Oooh, or that!
femgeek: And JC can be straight.
Bebisla: *wrinkles nose* Straight boys?
Bebisla: AH!
femgeek: Shaddup. there is such a thing, you know.
Bebisla: So they have to keep bringing him in for questioning and JC does that and then they fall in luuuurve!
Bebisla: And then Brian and JC can be together!
femgeek: ButIdon'tlikeJC!
Bebisla: Well, yeah, there is, but. Why?
Bebisla: Well I don't like Brian!
femgeek: Okay, so they're both straight.
femgeek: And how should be bring about the AJoey?
Bebisla: Ohhkay.
femgeek: I want cop!AJ. AJ + gun = hot
Bebisla: Umm. Oooh, AJ could be the guy that everyone thinks is a bad!cop, like they all think he takes bribes and stuff so
they don't talk much to him, and he's kind of an outsider.
femgeek: Hm, but then there'd be an uneven number of cops in the precinct. Does that ven happen?
femgeek: Or criminal!AJ?
Bebisla: Toss in Ricky Martin. *nods*
femgeek: **swallows cigarette** WTF?
Bebisla: Ooh. But. And Joey doesn't want to want him, because he's a criminal, but he seduces him!
Bebisla: *giggles*
Bebisla: You wanted an even number.
femgeek: Yebbut not like THAT!
femgeek: **scrubs brain**
Bebisla: Hee!
femgeek: And oooh! He could be suspected of killing Brit, cause he was her bf, and then it turns out to be Lou, and he's innocent! And
they're free to make with the hot monkey sex!
femgeek: Joey and AJ. Not AJ and Ricky. Ricky should never ever get with the hot monkey sex.
Bebisla: Oooh.
Bebisla: *giggles* No, Ricky get's no love.
Bebisla: Um. I want Em. Yes. I do.
femgeek: Em?
Bebisla: Yes! Eminem needs to be here!
Bebisla: Because! I want his hot blonde body!
femgeek: Dude, this is worse than my prison AU! Too many people! Head exploding!
Bebisla: Hee!
Bebisla: There are a lot of people.
Bebisla: Hey!
femgeek: I promise, I'll write you some Em/AJ in another story, yes?
Bebisla: What happened to the prison story?
Bebisla: YES!
Bebisla: Yes, yes you will. You must. I will nag!
femgeek: Am halfway through! Writing! yes.
Bebisla: Whee!
femgeek: Because AJ/EM? Mmmmm with the creamy white tattood skin and the snarling and growlç
Bebisla: Mmm, yesss. And the whole time they just pretend they don't like each other.
femgeek: Hee, maybe em would be watching a Johnny No Name show, and go abck to tell the guy how much he liked it, no knowing
who he is, that he's actually a BSBer!
Bebisla: Hee! What a surprise he woudl have.
femgeek: Um, okay, I come here to discuss a bunny and I leave with an epic-to-be and another bunny! Damn you!!!
Bebisla: Hee! But they'll both be so gooood.
femgeek: If I can actually write them. And it'll be a while before I do, you realise that, right?
Bebisla:

Comments

[northern]

Sounds great! Yesyesgreatpleaseplanworkwritenow.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

(I know these are all old, but...)

Oooh, yes. Nick could be Justin's artist boyfriend, andthen Justin goes and falls in love with Chris and they invite hmi into
their bed and eeeee!

Yes!

Writemorenow!

Dude. Why do you do anything except write? You don't need to eat. You don't need money. No work for you. Just writing. All the time. *considers* No sleeping either. :P Just writing 24/7, yes.

Lucy needs to do that, too.

*win lottery, set up home for slash writers*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*giggle* But I DO neeeeeeed money! And food. and stuff. And I'm writing, I'm writing! :p

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Er, although, if you wnna go and set up that home, I'll be first in line, yo!

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[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

hehe. I'm not sure neph would find that an appropriate use of lottery funds, though. ("you want to spend all of our money on a house for people who write smut?" "yup" "um....")