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[bubosquared]

To: Book publishers everywhere
From: Melle and Ruth
Re: Lesbian erotica

We would like to request you publish some lesbian erotica sans cocks, please. Thanks.

Resectfully (for now) yours,

Some people who'd like to read about actual girls having actual f/f sex.

Comments

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

Erm, meaning men? Or impliments? Because, by definition, wouldn't lesbian erotica be about like, lesbians?

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You'd think so. But no, a lot of lesbian erotica either reads like a description of the English countryside, or has lines like "Fuck me with your hard cock" (implements, yeah).

The fact that actual women are capable of actual, non-flowery sex seems to have escaped these people.

[antigone921.livejournal.com]

Down with the implements! Womans *can* have sex without a fake cock, you know.